Sea stars are doin' it for themselves
Luckily it finally dawned on me.
π€¦π»ββοΈ Got a big 12 pound brisket on the grill today, and several more dad jokes in the chamber. Doin dad stuff.
Wagyu doin?
it was a loco motion
My dad: whatcha doin
Me: looking at Reddit
My dad: what are you doing if you already read it
So I just met a master jokester. The setting:
I came out of work across the parking lot and a car comes at me. So I cross and I hear him go, 'youre walking too fast for this place' it's a 55+ community. So I walk over to talk to him and he goes 'what are you doin here your awfully young to be here'
me: yeaah, I'm 10 years to young. I'm the new chef for your clubhouse'
Him: 'youll be cooking for old men'
Me: 'its a challenge'
Him: 'well I don't want to keep you
Me: 'im just picking my dad up from physical therapy'
Him deadpan, 'well you might not want to do that'
Me: why?!
Him dead serious: well, because he's got to be heavy
Me: ... I can't believe I just got grandpop joked
Him: you better believe it
Just doin' a little research for an upcoming speech. Show me your breast puns. ;)
Me: moving phone around in pocket cause it doesn't feel right
Dad: What are you doin down there?
Me: I'm moving my phone cause it's uncomfortable.
Dad: How do you know? Did you ask it?
He walked over to the lamp and said, "Hey there sexy lamp, how YOU doin'?"
Dad (on the phone) : Hey, what are you doin?
Me: Oh, just on the computer.
Dad: Really?
Me: Yeah, why?
Dad: Stay right there! I'm almost home! I want to see this! I didn't know it could support your weight!
He's been pulling this one on me since I was old enough to click a mouse........Still does it now that I'm in college.
