My wife saw me wiping the water off my shoes with a newspaper, and said, βWhat are you doing?β
I said, βThese are the Times that dry menβs soles.β
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︎ May 12 2019
Did you hear about the criminals doing their water ballet routine in the prison swimming pool?
There were inundated con sequences.
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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What do you say when water boils and dies?
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What do you call a horse swimming in shark infested waters?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a water dropplet that smokes?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
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︎ May 29 2020
Do you want an ice water, a nice water, or an eye swatter?
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
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︎ Apr 07 2020
What do you get when you mix Miralax with holy water?
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︎ Mar 09 2020
What do you call a world where the water has turned into Fanta?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
How do you make a bus work under water?
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Where do you go if you want to stop a water flow by wedging in hundreds of small furry animals?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
What do you call someone who drinks too much water?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What do you call water thatβs impossible to freeze?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
What do you call an indecisive body of water?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
What do you say when boiled water dies?
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What do you call a group of sensitive water masses?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
How many bottles of water do you drink everyday?
Because you are considered an aquaholic
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︎ Sep 21 2019
My grandpa used to tell this one all the time....How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Me: Do you want some water, dad?
Dad: Yeah, I probably don't drink enough water.
Dad: That might be the reason to my dry humour...
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︎ Jul 24 2019
What do you call a fish out of water?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
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︎ Aug 12 2020
How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the Hell out of it!
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︎ Jun 09 2020
How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ May 15 2020
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︎ Jul 15 2020
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︎ May 07 2020
How do you make holy water?
You burn the hell out of it.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Jun 02 2020
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︎ Apr 11 2020
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ May 26 2020
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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︎ May 29 2020
Do you know how to make holy water?
You just boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
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You boil the hell out of it
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︎ May 23 2020
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You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Apr 25 2020
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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You boil the hell out of it.
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You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Apr 29 2020
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You boil THE HELL out of it
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︎ Apr 20 2020
How do you make holy water?
You boil the Hell out of it.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
I asked a priest how do you make holy water?
He said you have to boil the Hell out of it
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︎ Mar 17 2020
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Feb 09 2020
How Do You Make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
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︎ Oct 20 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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how do you make holy water?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
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Boil the hell out of it!!
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︎ Feb 01 2020
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
how do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Fill it with spring water.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
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︎ Nov 23 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Jul 13 2019
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You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Aug 16 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Aug 04 2019
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it
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︎ Nov 26 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
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You boil the hell out of it!!
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︎ Oct 12 2019
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You boil the Hell out of it
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︎ May 16 2019
How do you make holy water in Germany?
You boil the heil out of it!
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︎ Oct 16 2019
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︎ Oct 24 2019
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You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Jun 18 2019
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︎ Mar 13 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
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You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ May 16 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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︎ May 31 2019
Making a water bed bouncy is easy. All you have to do is
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︎ Jul 27 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell outta it!
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︎ Jun 13 2019
How do you make holy water?
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︎ May 19 2019
How do you make Holy Water
You boil the hell out of it
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︎ Feb 28 2019
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
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