My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor

The Czech is in the mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?

Damascus

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebucketwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bokb3o
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks

But there were no strings attached.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...

'it's a coughy filter.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...

It’s very noteworthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?

Boogie boarding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huh_phd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Studies have shown that sheepskin face masks are incredibly effective...

They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessmacdee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Dad: What’s the best way to affix a mask to your face? Me: I don’t know.

Dad: Masking tape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FolksyDrop97879
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?

You're so shellfish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mockturtle22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I've decided to start making face masks for ducks

Nothing too fancy, but they fit the bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtlegoesboom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Someone ran by and grabbed all of our masks right off our faces.

It was a de-mask-us steal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beyond_hate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I was going grocery shopping this morning. They told me latex gloves and a face mask was enough. So i go in the store and what do i see?

The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getonmylevel205
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I met a woman who makes face masks for people in need during the pandemic, but it looked like she was getting overwhelmed by all the work.

She seamstressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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It’s not a face mask...

It’s a coughy filter

(Credit to u/sniggihs)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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People keep asking me to make them face masks

They know me sew well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldingMonk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What would you do if someone forcibly put a mask on your face?

I dunno, β€˜masking you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hansxlx
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Hope my "Mr T" mask stops Coronavirus, they were all sold out of "Face" masks.

GTF bot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I went out for a walk and saw a face mask grow bigger and bigger

Then it hit me...lesson learned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask /r/Jokes/comments/fdtyi2/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PigeonGang1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackmytoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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It's not a face mask son....

It's a coughy filter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamsobol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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It’s not a face mask, folks...

it’s a coughy filter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypertonica
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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