Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...

and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?

A Fizzician.

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Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.

The dirty bastard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
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Dr. Stone comment section at its finest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spontifex
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Did you guys hear about Dr. Salami?

He cured dry meats.

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Dr dr..

Me: Dr dr, i always take s poo at 8:00am sharp, every morning,!

Dr: sorry I don't see how that's a problem.

Me: I wake up at 9:00am...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jambo2016
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Finally got around to watching Dr Who…

It was about time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nostaWmoT21
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Dr: We had to remove your colon

Me Why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blindingdoor554
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What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?

Theoretical Fizz-ics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What is the opposite of Dr. Pepper?

Nurse Salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjhoneycut2478
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Ask for Dr. Jones.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAMBOxBAGGINS
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What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?

Beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calumlikescameras
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Dr please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/curiouscat887
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.

He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
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Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.

It was gut-wrenching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griphonium
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Dr.Pill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crabguy23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Conversation regarding YouTuber Therapist "Dr Honda" I had with my girlfriend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-L-Picard
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Dr. walked in and told me that I had the coronavirus.

I asked, β€œAre you sure?”

He said, β€œI’m COVID-19 positive.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harko-Luxa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...

What follows is a transcription of our conversation

Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives

Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success

Me: He's just doing his Civic duty

Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight

Me: On their Odyssey through life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-L-Picard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A few famous Doctors. Others include Dr. House and Dr. Meredith Grey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj_seravla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyBear1010
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Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, β€œyou have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”

Pirate replied, β€œarghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?

Disney hurts!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirenofInsomnia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Dr: Do you kneed anything else?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarahJBP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. ..

After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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At that moment, Dr. Frankenstein knew what it felt like to be God.
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Dr Meowser
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Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doomofV
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Dr. Who
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imperfectshane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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My Dr said I have to take these pills the rest of my life.

I said but the box says enough for 2 weeks?

The dr said.. that’s right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call Dr. Doofenshmirtz when he went to prison?

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incarcerated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.

I had Stranger Things to watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Dr: do you smoke? Dad: yeah dr: cigarettes, Marijuana?

Mostly brisket and pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastern-Medium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Kroger is bringing their A game. Their Dr. Pepper knock off is called "The Fizzicist". Took me a minute to get it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_might_be_weasel
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What is Dr. Pepper’s job?

He’s a fizz-ician.

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If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.

If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizziscian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunsmith123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What does Dr Pepper have a doctorate in?

Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What kind of Dr was Dr.Pepper

He was a Fizzsician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeffer90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxietyassassin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasticmoneill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What kind of a doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsAzizaGoatinsky
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