Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...

and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
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What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?

A Fizzician.

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Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.

The dirty bastard.

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Dr. Stone comment section at its finest

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spontifex
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Did you guys hear about Dr. Salami?

He cured dry meats.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tytypec
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Dr dr..

Me: Dr dr, i always take s poo at 8:00am sharp, every morning,!

Dr: sorry I don't see how that's a problem.

Me: I wake up at 9:00am...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jambo2016
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Finally got around to watching Dr Who…

It was about time

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nostaWmoT21
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Dr: We had to remove your colon

Me Why?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blindingdoor554
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?

Theoretical Fizz-ics.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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What is the opposite of Dr. Pepper?

Nurse Salt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bjhoneycut2478
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Ask for Dr. Jones.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAMBOxBAGGINS
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What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?

Beets

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/calumlikescameras
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Dr please
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/curiouscat887
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My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.

He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cabbithunt
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Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.

It was gut-wrenching.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Griphonium
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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Dr.Pill
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crabguy23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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Conversation regarding YouTuber Therapist "Dr Honda" I had with my girlfriend
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J-L-Picard
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Dr. walked in and told me that I had the coronavirus.

I asked, β€œAre you sure?”

He said, β€œI’m COVID-19 positive.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Harko-Luxa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2020
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My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...

What follows is a transcription of our conversation

Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives

Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success

Me: He's just doing his Civic duty

Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight

Me: On their Odyssey through life

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J-L-Picard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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A few famous Doctors. Others include Dr. House and Dr. Meredith Grey.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aj_seravla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SleepyBear1010
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Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, β€œyou have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”

Pirate replied, β€œarghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legendary-jake
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mefingers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2019
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What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?

Disney hurts!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirenofInsomnia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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Dr: Do you kneed anything else?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SarahJBP
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. ..

After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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At that moment, Dr. Frankenstein knew what it felt like to be God.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/corneliusthunderfoot
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Dr Meowser
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MostExpensiveThing
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Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doomofV
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Dr. Who
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My Dr said I have to take these pills the rest of my life.

I said but the box says enough for 2 weeks?

The dr said.. that’s right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call Dr. Doofenshmirtz when he went to prison?

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incarcerated!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2020
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.

I had Stranger Things to watch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Dr: do you smoke? Dad: yeah dr: cigarettes, Marijuana?

Mostly brisket and pork.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eastern-Medium
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Kroger is bringing their A game. Their Dr. Pepper knock off is called "The Fizzicist". Took me a minute to get it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_might_be_weasel
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2019
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What is Dr. Pepper’s job?

He’s a fizz-ician.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/princessbubble_gum
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If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.

If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anddditburns
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizziscian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gunsmith123
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What does Dr Pepper have a doctorate in?

Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2020
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What kind of Dr was Dr.Pepper

He was a Fizzsician

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zeffer90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2020
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anxietyassassin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fantasticmoneill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2020
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What kind of a doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician

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