DR Puns

A list of puns related to "DR"

I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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What is Dr. Pepper’s PHD in?

Fizz-icks

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👤︎ u/touchrubfeels
📅︎ May 31 2021
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizzician

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👤︎ u/CrusaderTbone
📅︎ May 11 2021
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Did you guys know that Dr. Frankenstein was the father of bodybuilding?
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👤︎ u/Aistan83
📅︎ May 22 2021
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What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets

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👤︎ u/AfterEffectserror
📅︎ May 26 2021
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Dr Imposter
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👤︎ u/razor_romeo
📅︎ May 06 2021
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Dr Crusher... you behave!
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👤︎ u/mathucub
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Did You Know That Dr. John Dolittle has a vegan brother named Jack?

He can make beans talk.

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👤︎ u/True-Ad-2455
📅︎ May 23 2021
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So it turns out Dr. Pepper isn't a real medical doctor...

He has a doctorate in theoretical fizz-ics

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👤︎ u/GuyOnABison
📅︎ May 22 2021
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I've heard that Dr Pepper hates society.

But actually he loves pop culture.

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👤︎ u/Artisticspawm
📅︎ May 01 2021
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Did you hear that a judge has demanded Dr. Pimple Popper grab any person off the street and remove pus-filled sacs within their skin?

It's a seize and de-cyst order!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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What did Dr. Pepper ask the beer?

What ales you?

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👤︎ u/ArcOnToActurus
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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Have you heard? Dr. Dolittle's son was fired from another job.

He was really living up to his name, Will Dolittle

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👤︎ u/this_my_lurk_account
📅︎ May 07 2021
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What does Dr. Doofenschmirtz use to name his inventions?

The Inator-Inator

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👤︎ u/EJDJohnAudiR18USA
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...

and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.

The dirty bastard.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Dr. Stone comment section at its finest

https://preview.redd.it/ujv35rwei5m61.png?width=715&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a7478572fc765d48ca4306bc44262caf8027e8b

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👤︎ u/Spontifex
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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I complained to my Dr that I had constipation...

He said "you're full of shit."

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👤︎ u/EMOmosie
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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Did you guys hear about Dr. Salami?

He cured dry meats.

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👤︎ u/Tytypec
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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Finally got around to watching Dr Who…

It was about time

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👤︎ u/nostaWmoT21
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Dr dr..

Me: Dr dr, i always take s poo at 8:00am sharp, every morning,!

Dr: sorry I don't see how that's a problem.

Me: I wake up at 9:00am...

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👤︎ u/jambo2016
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Ask for Dr. Jones.
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👤︎ u/RAMBOxBAGGINS
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Dr please
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👤︎ u/curiouscat887
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?

Beets

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👤︎ u/calumlikescameras
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Dr.Pill
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👤︎ u/Crabguy23
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.

He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Conversation regarding YouTuber Therapist "Dr Honda" I had with my girlfriend
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👤︎ u/J-L-Picard
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.

It was gut-wrenching.

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👤︎ u/Griphonium
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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A few famous Doctors. Others include Dr. House and Dr. Meredith Grey.
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👤︎ u/aj_seravla
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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Dr. walked in and told me that I had the coronavirus.

I asked, “Are you sure?”

He said, “I’m COVID-19 positive.”

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👤︎ u/Harko-Luxa
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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👤︎ u/mefingers
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...

What follows is a transcription of our conversation

Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives

Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success

Me: He's just doing his Civic duty

Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight

Me: On their Odyssey through life

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👤︎ u/J-L-Picard
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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Dr: Do you kneed anything else?
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👤︎ u/SarahJBP
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”

Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

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👤︎ u/legendary-jake
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died

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👤︎ u/SleepyBear1010
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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What did Mickey Mouse say to the Dr. when he hurt his leg?

Disney hurts!!

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👤︎ u/SirenofInsomnia
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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At that moment, Dr. Frankenstein knew what it felt like to be God.
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👤︎ u/corneliusthunderfoot
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Dr Meowser
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👤︎ u/MostExpensiveThing
📅︎ May 05 2020
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What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?

A Fizzician.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?

Theoretical Fizz-ics.

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👤︎ u/EastlyGod1
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Dr: We had to remove your colon

Me Why?

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👤︎ u/Blindingdoor554
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizziscian

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👤︎ u/gunsmith123
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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👤︎ u/Anddditburns
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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What does Dr Pepper have a doctorate in?

Fizz-ics

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👤︎ u/EarthPhl
📅︎ May 17 2020
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