We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.
Reddit, how can we improve these?
Moose - I find you amoosing.
Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.
Owl - Owl always love you.
Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.
Skunk - I stink you're sweet!
Bunny - Everybunny loves you!
Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?
Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.
Wolf - Wolf you marry me?
Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!
Turtle - You're turtley amazing.
Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.
Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.
Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!
Raven - Can't stop raven about you.
Turkey - I could just gobble you up!
Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.
Deer - I love you deerly!
Goose - You give me goose bumps.
Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.
Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.
A weterinerian
In species of eight! 🪙
They are always ready to turn the udder cheek, because they know that forgiveness is bovine.
It's called "The New Gnu Knew"
I told her I didn’t know they got acne
The whorse.
A Beastro
Because they are veteran Aryans.
Because they are polar opposites.
I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants
They have a reptile dysfunction.
Because they’re only a little human.
The hippo campus
But I butchered it.
I would slaughter it.
With a cowculator!
It was a shih tzu.
It’s time to put them out to pasture
At the moment, I am still on the lamb.
These are the sus-pets.
A cattle-pult
Big cats because they always lion
I heard he doesn't do much for his patients.
I don't see the porpoise.
I can’t remember seeing one herbivore
... and I realized, mules are really half-assed.
In captivity, they have cage matches.
Hippocrates
Things like Drizzly Bear or Irrelephant
They're pretty dangerous since they all have "Hare" Triggers.
Two ducks
With a cowculator!
Unfortunately this sheep has sailed.
No one wanted to talk about the elephant in the womb.
Fences.
When we finally got to the giraffes, I didn't say anything.
My kids asked if I couldn't come up with another joke.
I said, "No. Giraffe humor is just too high-brow."
Cows
Sheep
Goats
Even Donkeys.... though I hear it tastes like ass.
Awwstralia
I’ll have to take giraffe stick measures to improve again.
I Noah guy.
They were fighting for e-koala-ty.
but because I hate vegetables.
