I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelord2620
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My biology teacher is a pun legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushroomLatte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Get in a pun battle with me, and I’ll have to put on my...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buglepost
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win

But no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisualEyez33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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i'm beginning to feel like a pun god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooopd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I made a pun-based business, mailing real life puns to UK residents reddit.com/gallery/kzek6g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/postpuns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I need help solving a pun/riddle.

Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.

So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.

However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Hipster_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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A pun for current times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_boy57
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Help me making a pun names based around a samurai plant

this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarasque_Man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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It's just a pun, honest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Is there space for a pun here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwwSTEALTHYcom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyledreeling10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A pun walked into a bar and ten people died on the spot.

Pun in, ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurabhn24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Want to hear a pun about ghosts?

That's the spirit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fallhaven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I was told to come up with a pun about my surroundings...

I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJsmurfySmurf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Storeybook_03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Settle a pun debate

I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:

Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"

Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"

I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creaky_thumbs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I had a pun war on Instagram reddit.com/gallery/jzziig
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyingSphinx26_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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7 days without a pun

makes one weak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmandawgfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A pun

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antslagmygamelol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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If a pun happens and no one is around to hear it, is it a pun at all?

Question in study guide: The term evacuative proctography is also commonly called ____________.

Me studying alone: um, hmm....eeesh..not sure..idk. Oh wait, defacogram!

Also me, silently: can’t believe I just pulled that answer outta my ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seawoo10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...

It really toque me by surprise!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A pun, it is!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troshill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I need a pun for Pinecone

I need to find a pun for the word pinecone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crusadeLeader7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Need help figuring out a pun

My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.

One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.

So it’s either not a pun, or we’re dense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarcosanAnarchist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Need help with a pun

I work for a flooring company and my boss asked me to design some merch. He asked for a flooring pun I could put on a T Shirt. Any ideas??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raistrikk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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News report accidentally a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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A pun that really flows off the tongue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandbag747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A Pun I Made In 5 Minutes On MS Paint... Merry Christmas!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KLMkid10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KORZILLA-is-me
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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a pun is a pun is a pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJGamer011235813
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Just a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Aitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Is this a pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnomeslayer425
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun

https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoyamec69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I can kongfirm that this is a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtensionCover8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A pun has to be sooo bad that it is good.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphainfinitus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Did my math book just make a pun..?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LewGee3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Need help for a pun for my jersey

For our jerseys we can put a nickname and I want to put a pun for my name (Naveen) but I can’t think of any. Any ideas? Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peggyslayer
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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The only thing a kleptomaniac cannot steal is a pun

They take everything literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoastingNoodles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Does this count as a pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizartti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people.

Pun in. Ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.

Pun-in-ten-dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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