What Is A Cat Puns

A list of puns related to "What Is A Cat"

What is a cats favorite color?

Purrple

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zosymandias
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What is the difference between a cat and a compound statement?

One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of its clause!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vanguard_The
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What is a cat lover's favourite tree?

A juni-purr.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DENelson83
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What is a cat's favorite Roman preposition?

Per

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/inquaexquo
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What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?

A purr-ade

  • credit to my 8-year-old!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CryptoReaper5
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What is a cat's favourite condiment?

Mayow.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CeleryHunter143
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What is a cat's favorite game console?

Pspspsps4

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fathertime108
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What is a cat's favorite cereal?

Mice Crispies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/demiseofanubis
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What is a fake wild cat that trips a bunch?

A False-lot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SoupSter89
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OC: What is it called when a mama cat delivers her babies in the cat box?

A litter litter, literally.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fatcatmikachu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a pope who is addicted to cats?

Catholic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/379447984
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What is a glass lion?...... deli-cat
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/scrpter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What is the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has 9 lives, but a frog croaks every day!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Numpkins
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What is a row of iron cats?

A [Fe] line.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoeFas
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What is a cats favorite breakfast food?

Mice Krispies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/labink
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What is a cat playing drum called?

Puuurrrr-cutionist

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Killinitparkour
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What is it called when cats fight over a toilet?

Litter Boxing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GrimlyTwisted
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If a cat is the opposite of a dog, what's the opposite of a jellyfish?

A peanut butter fish.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OphrysApifera
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheBungulo
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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/skee_bott
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nievesio145
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