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What Is A Cat Puns

A list of puns related to "What Is A Cat"

What is a cats favorite color?

Purrple

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👤︎ u/Zosymandias
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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What is the difference between a cat and a compound statement?

One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of its clause!

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👤︎ u/Vanguard_The
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What is a cat lover's favourite tree?

A juni-purr.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What is a cat's favorite Roman preposition?

Per

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👤︎ u/inquaexquo
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?

A purr-ade

  • credit to my 8-year-old!
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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What is a cat's favourite condiment?

Mayow.

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👤︎ u/CeleryHunter143
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What is a cat's favorite game console?

Pspspsps4

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👤︎ u/fathertime108
📅︎ May 06 2020
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What is a cat's favorite cereal?

Mice Crispies

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👤︎ u/demiseofanubis
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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What is a fake wild cat that trips a bunch?

A False-lot.

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👤︎ u/SoupSter89
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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OC: What is it called when a mama cat delivers her babies in the cat box?

A litter litter, literally.

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👤︎ u/fatcatmikachu
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a pope who is addicted to cats?

Catholic

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👤︎ u/379447984
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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What is a glass lion?...... deli-cat
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👤︎ u/scrpter
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What is the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has 9 lives, but a frog croaks every day!

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👤︎ u/Numpkins
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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What is a row of iron cats?

A [Fe] line.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ May 06 2019
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What is a cats favorite breakfast food?

Mice Krispies

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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What is a cat playing drum called?

Puuurrrr-cutionist

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👤︎ u/Killinitparkour
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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What is it called when cats fight over a toilet?

Litter Boxing

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👤︎ u/GrimlyTwisted
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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If a cat is the opposite of a dog, what's the opposite of a jellyfish?

A peanut butter fish.

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👤︎ u/OphrysApifera
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.

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👤︎ u/TheBungulo
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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👤︎ u/skee_bott
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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👤︎ u/Nievesio145
📅︎ Nov 11 2017
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