They just said "How dairy!"
I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
That's the spirit!
It was a play on words.
It really toque me by surprise!
Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?
Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.
P1: How so?
P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.
P1: You raise at interesting point.
P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?
P1: Yes
P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.
Itโs a bit of a stretch...
But nobody would get the yolk
I said Norway!
It was a play on words.
He was Pun-ished
It was a grate joke
If anyone could help me piece it together thatโd be great.
But none of them work
It was a play on words
Which one is cornea?
...but it was just a play on words.
But you probably reddit before
But you've propably already reddit
If you've seen this pun before i didn't copy it, it is Just an easy pun to think of.
I really dropped the ball on that one.
Anyone have any reelling jokes
My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.
I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.
Any help is really appreciated.
You probably reddit before
But you've probably Reddit before.
It's a play on words.
