I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I was told to come up with a pun about my surroundings...

I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJsmurfySmurf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Want to hear a pun about ghosts?

That's the spirit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Video about harvesting Dill with a dillightful abundance of Dill puns youtu.be/nsdraoTnLcA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonobosbananas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I once did a theatrical performance about puns.

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardegrades
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...

It really toque me by surprise!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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a pun about puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samnewberyy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I would tell you a pun about gymnasts, but...

It’s a bit of a stretch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboiBungle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I was going to tell a pun about eggs

But nobody would get the yolk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Someone asked me if i wanted to hear a pun about a country.

I said Norway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcir_semirg
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I was Ghana make a pun about countries but let me Czech if I can. I hope you Dubai sometime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenPenner
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red_nl98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I made a pun about pears:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Stecky
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Over the weekend I took my wife to the theatre to see a performance that was all about puns.

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunselpower
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Have you heard about the guy who got in trouble for making a pun at school?

He was Pun-ished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taha812
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day

It was a grate joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hysterical110
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I wrote a pun about puzzles the other day but completely forgot it

If anyone could help me piece it together that’d be great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Turnip_King
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A cheesy pun about new Mac Pro
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall-Nathan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I HAVE A FEW PUNS ABOUT UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE

But none of them work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deanosuprema
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigmond
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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found this when looking for inspiration for a pun about praying prey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarimBoyWonder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I saw a theatre production about puns recently

It was a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/granndymadge2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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A pun-chain about a picture of horses in a plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tenth_Doctor_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I need a pun about picking up trash/ cleaning the ocean. Any help would be greatly appreciated! :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theysayolay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I was about to make a pun about insanity but I lost it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atreus325
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A pun about eyeballs or a pun about Australian accents?

Which one is cornea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TLo137
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derek275
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I hate reading puns about herbs. Seriously! They are such a waste of thyme...
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I was excited to see a theater piece about puns...

...but it was just a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I’d make a pun about this app....

But you probably reddit before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmoney1932
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I would make a pun a about this app

But you've propably already reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KonKast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I was about to make a pun about Planes but then i realised it would never take off

If you've seen this pun before i didn't copy it, it is Just an easy pun to think of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuripelkmans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I really wish I had made a pun about how we celebrate New Years Eve in Times Square.

I really dropped the ball on that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Puns about a dead guy, YEAH!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Semon-Demon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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What’s a good pun about kicking/fighting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicht-deutsch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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There really isn’t a pun for lethal injections, I mean if you think about it, even if you do say anything, your life is still in vein...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElectroIsland
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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A post about the T Rex has some real bad puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmdog123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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I need a pun about fishing

Anyone have any reelling jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I need puns about stepping on a nail

My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.

I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.

Any help is really appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojo1999
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I’d make a pun about this app

You probably reddit before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkShadow369
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I'd make a pun about this app..

But you've probably Reddit before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themanrook
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I'm taking part in a theatrical performance about puns

It's a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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