Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timmy12er
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Because I love work PUNS! :D
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ediosync
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

Calcunow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespunkmunky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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It swordof works...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornelius____
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Made a quarter pounder at work today. v.redd.it/o7z4m708exy51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yo_ells
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.

I thought, β€œI don’t have time for this shit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect....

Then they fried me for no raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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My friend works in IT and I asked him, β€œHow do you make a motherboard?”

He said, β€œI usually tell her about my job.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her bath. She then got mad at me!!

Some people are so ungrateful. I used an entire pencil adding details to it and everything :(


[Just thought of this. I'm pretty happy with myself right now.]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...

I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why was the math teacher late to work?

She took the rhombus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydluv21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I work in a sauce factory and saw an old friend of mine

I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/venkyngsmn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I dropped the perfect terrible pun at work last winter...

So there were 6 of us...

With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)

There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".

Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"

The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.

Best day of my comedic life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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A bug hit my windshield on the way to work this morning

I said β€œI bet you don’t have the guts to do that again”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTombstoneswe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Who does their best work when they're under the weather?

Meteorologists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterThenatoni
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.

I was in a fowl mood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Claytonjdawson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What did the sound engineer say on his last day of work?

Audios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonjourkoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a woman who works in a sunbed salon?

Tanya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Feeling ugly? Work at a bee sanctuary and start helping the world! Everyone will think you are beautiful for that

Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Missionary work is so rewarding
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatincomingvirus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?

LAND HOE!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SassyTurtlebat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Local TV weatherman breaks all of his limbs but insists on coming in to work...

...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works

It literally makes no sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingbeans312
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I’m in charge of the reader board at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!

It just doesn’t add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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10 years ago I promised to myself not to touch a drop of drink while I'm at work.

I haven't touched a job since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.

He can't just comprehend what attachments are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkdtezpur88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Where do fishes work

In the offish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krowsfeet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why did the riot cop leave for work early?

To beat the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisrus65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I asked a scarecrow how he got into his field of work

He said β€œthis job ain’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my genes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaplinCrabtree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call it when a transgender interpreter is late to work?

Translate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PO5IT1VE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...

When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I don't know why it wooden't work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoG_Omsin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did the Buffalo say to his son as he left for work ?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThomasKatt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...

...It really was a tankless job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FIROEDA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Took a month off work and went to India to find myself...

I was nowhere to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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How are Potatoes paid for their work?

They're paid in Wedges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalBiscuits
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?

I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."

Note: this really happened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonAdeAid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I went to try my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What kind of clothing should a sheriff at work not go anywhere without?

His depu-tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crysalis8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.

I replied, Perhaps mourning would...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I stole a mixer from the kitchen in work today

It was a whisk i was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmf95-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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As I sat on the toilet late for work I thought..

I dont think have time for this shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aillemac433
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why was the math teacher late to work?

Because she got on the rhombus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydluv21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

A calcu-now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.

I thought, β€œI don’t have time for this shit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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