A list of puns related to "Riding"
He did it on porpoise.
It got so bad in the end, we had to take the bikes off him.
Attire.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
It was my first time seeing an ant elope.
He was sailing on the seven Cβs
BIKINGS
You can't put your stuff in the trunk.
Damn he must be very far away by now
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
It wasn't all bad though, I love grilled fish.
They say he's still on the lamb
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Only if heβs a good conductor.
We had a wheely good time.
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
Moo bitch, get outda way! π€¨
For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.
It's a vicious cycle.
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)
Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...
Be careful, I herd they were on the lamb.
Khal Amari
Wheeeeeeeee!
I was wrong on many levels
And bragging to all my friends that I am a Mail Escort.
It was a one-trek pony.
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
He does it for safety porpoises
It was fun serfing the waves!
A night owl.
It's a straightforward process.
when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.
"Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here," said the man.
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
The second man exclaimed, "I got a wife and six kids!"
"Bring them as well!", the lawyer proclaimed as he headed back to his limo.
They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the men expresses, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "I'm most happy to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."
So I just moped around the house all weekend...
Until I got kicked out of the shop.
He was peddling his ass all over town.
Attire
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