Motorcycle Riding Puns

COWasaki!

A Holly Davidson.

When they ride the the engine keeps on Stalin

A Harrrrrrley

I told her I was two tired

Why didn’t the motorcycle want to go on a ride?

Because he was two tired!

One day I'm sitting talking to Gramps when another patient suddenly starts running around the room with his fists out in front of him as if riding a motorcycle, screaming "Braaaaaaaaaap, Braaaaap, Braaaaaaap." My Grandpa yells at him: "Goddamit Bill, Stop that!!!"

Me: I know right? The guy makes one hell of a racket!

Grandpa: I don't even mind the noise so much, its the damn smoke that gets to me!

I walked out to the garage where my dad was working on his motorcycle. Over in the corner I saw two bicycle's .

"Hey dad when did y'all get bicycles?"

"Oh idk when she got those but I told her she can't be riding those around here"

I looked at him puzzled for a second and he says

"Boy it's not legal to be pedaling pussy on the side of the street"

My step dad and my mom were going to go on a motorcycle ride since he got it working today, and he yelled up the stairs to tell me.

Him: Hey, your mom and I are going on a bike ride!

Me: Okay.

Him: Your mom also said that there is Michellena's in the freezer (Michellena's is a really fucking cheap frozen dinner thing).

Me: Okay, thanks!

Him: Maybe you should let her out!

The house got really quiet and all you could hear was my sigh echoing off the walls.