Horseback riding

I asked the leader of our group:

β€œHow much horse power this thing have?”

Leader: β€œAre you serious?”

Wife: β€œOh my gosh...he does this all the time”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kekesupreme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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As a very fat man I took my kids horseback riding. I placed my youngest on a small horse and it huffed a bit. I put my oldest on a medium horse and it huffed a bit. I walked over to a rather large horse and tried to get up on it. His eyes got big...

And he went "Neigh! Neigh!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Did you hear about the horseback-riding business that got shut down by the IRS?

Apparently they were paying their employees under the stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainBatpants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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As far as horseback riding goes, what’s the general consensus? Yay? Or Neigh? reddit.com/r/AskMen/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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More people than ever are getting into horseback riding as a hobby

That's the findings of the latest gallop poll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindscrambler26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Pun Request: Horse-related

Our senior quotes are paragraphs this year, and I want to make a paragraph about my horseback riding that's full of horse puns. Can anyone help me out?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axtumn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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An unbridled masterpiece of a horse pun to one of my students this morning. It's a long setup, but dads will appreciate it. This one really happened as written.

So, I'm a Spanish professor, and I gave a final exam this morning. One of the last parts was that students had to write a paragraph using reflexive verbs in which they describe their daily routine. Since the class only had nine students in it, I told them that if they wanted to wait, I would grade their exams for them and tell them their class grade.

It was an open-book final exam (11 pages long), so I was in my office, and a graduating senior finished first and gave me her exam. When I got to her paragraph, I saw that she had written in Spanish that every day she woke up, got up, took a shower, got dressed, brushed her teeth, ate breakfast, and then she and her friend Emmy went horseback riding. Now, I knew that she didn't go horseback riding, ever, but that it was vocabulary from the previous chapter. The following conversation ensued:

Me: Horseback riding? Really?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every day?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every single day?
Her: SΓ­, SeΓ±or.
Me: I guess you could call it a stable routine then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Dad joked my wife after Medieval Times

The other night, my wife and I went to this corporate outing at Medieval Times with work. For those who don't know, it's a pretend jousting tournament with a bunch of food and no silverware unless you ask for it. The Knights also ride around on horseback and try to keep everyone involved and have a good time.

So one of the things they do, is give a 'favor' to to people in the audience. Typically, pretty ladies and little girls. My wife got such a favor (carnation). Gave her some mock jealousy, and our evening continued.

So on and our way home, I asked:

"So, how was your night? "

" It was pretty good. "

" Good. How about your evening? "

She's still glaring at me, three days later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbossodin
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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