Equestrian Puns

A list of puns related to "Equestrian"

What's an equestrian's favorite mode of transportation?

A Horsche

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👤︎ u/hamsux
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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How does a cowboy greet an equestrian?

"Howdy neigh-bor!"

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👤︎ u/Clouded_Squall
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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It's crazy how equestrians think they're so much better than the rest of us.

Get off your high horse, man.

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👤︎ u/bryansway
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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Today I saw six equestrian cops on patrol.

It was a real show of horse.

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👤︎ u/mr_snipeypants
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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Everyone is the horseback tour group was an experienced equestrian and was saddled and ready to go.

The tour would start "ride" on time

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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What's the most equestrian part of a horse?

The pony.

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👤︎ u/heidgerken
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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How do the equestrian olympic participants get to Rio?

The Neighvy....

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👤︎ u/IONTOP
📅︎ Aug 09 2016
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To neigh or not to neigh.

That is equestrian.

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👤︎ u/MagicGuy66
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

  • "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
  • "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
  • "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
  • "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
  • "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
  • "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
  • "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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👤︎ u/Cantankerousbastard
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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A horse walks into a bar...

That’s gonna be a ten-point deduction

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👤︎ u/alofton4
📅︎ May 08 2018
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Why are horses good at Jeopardy?

Because they answer in the form of equestrian.

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👤︎ u/GoTeamAwesome
📅︎ Aug 16 2012
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To be or not to be a horse rider

That is equestrian

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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