Iβve recently discovered Iβm terrified of elevators, so Iβm taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but Iβm slowly getting over them!
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
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Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I have a step ladder at home...
... I never knew my real ladder.
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Multiple thefts of porch steps from different addresses in downtown Detroit.
Top Detectives have been assigned to the stair case.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
A guy brings his friend to see his new lake house. When they get there, they see a goose on the front steps.
The friend says "hey, is he yours?"
The guy replies "yep, kept him after I found him alone by the lake. He can't communicate with any of the other birds."
His friend looked confused. "Is he mute?"
"No. I think he speaks porch geese."
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What do you get if Godzilla steps on a bar?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck
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︎ Oct 05 2020
All step dads are faux pas
If you find this joke in the sub or other subs please link...
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I told my carpenter not to carpet my steps.
He gave me a blank stair.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Step out of the car
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︎ Sep 24 2020
The first step in confronting a crafting problem,
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︎ Dec 29 2020
My step sister and I share the same dad.
But her birth was a whole wifetime ago
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A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
The first step to not be rude?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Flip flops are fun. Every time you take a step....
....it's like a high five for your foot.
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An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said βThanks! I never knew my real ladder.β
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︎ Nov 22 2020
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My wife was walking downstairs with the laundry, and dropped it when she missed a step.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
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Step on it.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Steps to become rich
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
This is another step towards greatness
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︎ Jul 09 2020
My friend fell down a flight of steps then started looking at me without breaking eye contact...
I'm not sure why he was stairing.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What happens when you step on a grape?
It lets out a little wine.
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My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
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︎ Sep 12 2020
It is always make me uncomfortable when people ask about my step-ladder...
... I never even knew my real ladder
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︎ Jun 23 2020
My step-father just told me this after picking peppers from his garden:
"You should put these in your tea. Then it would be HOT tea."
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My kid hasn't used a step ladder...
He says it's not his real ladder.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Learn to walk in two easy steps
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︎ Jul 30 2020
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I could borrow the step-stool from my mom, OR i could go buy something taller.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
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I have a step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
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I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
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︎ Nov 15 2020
This is my step ladder,
I never met my real ladder.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Here's my step-ladder
I never knew my real ladder
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.
Step 1:
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Step 25:
Hospital
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Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.
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Step 25:
Hospital
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What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
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