My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...
It was the right triangle.
21 sided.....
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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.
She didn't believe me.
https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm
A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon.
The bartender says, "What the heck's a gon?"
I insist that the one-sided wall was invented somewhere in Alabama...
I tried to get my buddy off his one sided workout routine.
It’s a shame, he’s only half the man he could’ve been
Showing my friend a 3-sided dice
Him:"Do you know 300-sided die exists"
'...'
"They are called golf balls"
What to you call a four sided dinosaur?
I lost a six-sided shape.
I looked where I had it last and it was hexagone.
I used to think there was nothing I could do about being lob-sided without expensive surgery, but was advised to put ab extra in-sole in one shoe, so...
What do you call an eight-sided medical operating theater?
Blind-Sided
I was at work rotating the organic pears we were selling at $1.49/lbs when a woman shopping in the arms of her blind husband. She made mention of wanting pears so I said cheerfully "We have Organic Bartlett Pears from Rainer Washington on sale for $1.49/lbs". Her face glowed with excitement as she thanked me. Her husband moved his head to my direction and said with the biggest shit eating grin "Thanks for letting us know. They weren't noticeable beforehand."
I groaned loudly as my boss laughed. "Did I just get dadjoked? I think I got dad joked." The blind man chuckled and said "Yes... Yes you did."
So we were about to leave a cafe which had one of those two sided open/closed signs on the inside of a glass door...
At this point, the "closed" part was facing us. So I recoiled in horror and exclaimed "the outside's closed! Looks like we're trapped in here".
Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
If you need to find the longest side of a moose
If the Scottish and the Irish went to war, no matter the victor, both sides would have kilt it.
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
What did the chicken say to the duck at the side of the road?
DON'T, you'll never hear the end of it
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?
What's the furriest side of a dog?
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side...
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
The punny side of r/antimeme
I just saw two birds flying side by side into the courthouse.
I think they’re called “paraleagles.”
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
My daughter told me Jim Morrison is overrated.
I told her not to slam The Doors in my house.
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?
My vaccine dad joke failed
The inventor of the Velcro has died.
This guy was driving on the left side of the road
He just didn't choose the right thing
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
They just don’t taste right!
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?
So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"
My wife told me to be more in touch with with my feminine side....
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?
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