[Request] puns about dice (for wedding favours)

Our wedding is next weekend, and we are giving out personalized dice as our favours. We thought "thank you for coming" was a little too bland, and we'd like to spice it up with a dice pun. Any pun suggestions that also tie into the cutesy wedding/romantic setting? So far I've found "we make a great pair" and a lot of puns around the word "dicey", but I'm hoping you fine folks can help us out.

Edit: We are huge gamers which is why we went with the dice. This isn't a Vegas wedding or anything similar, so jackpot related jokes aren't quite what we're looking for. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirstybobirsty
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Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..

You keeled my father. Prepare two die.

*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?

^(What a freaking professional)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calvinweight
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What would happen if a dice would fall off a cliff?

It dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H4ckerxx44
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Dice Game
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Dice it up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
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Why do dice prefer to be in groups of two?

Because then it's a pair-a-dice

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The recipe said to dice the onion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
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"ΒΏCΓ³mo se dice 'nariz' en inglΓ©s?"

"ΒΏCΓ³mo?"

"No sΓ©."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WenDMegs
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What do you call an anti-semitic person who like dice games?

A Yaht-Zi

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I accidentally swallowed my dice.

Now I am waiting for craps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbaileysr
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Everyone is going two dice

The plural form of die is dice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgoanCap
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Playing craps with toilet paper dice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catsask
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He did dice it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JGesick
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I misplaced two dice yesterday

Pair O' dice lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0rf999
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To a gambler, paradise is in a pair of dice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moose_da_goose
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Why did the man eat the dice?

He wanted to get a taste of paradice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmLuke0
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If i buy a German dice game where you have to get five of the same number..

Is it called Nahtzee?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
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If you think pissing on the dice will help you win craps...

Urine luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siKing
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This is my home. Yes I live in an amish pair of dice.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dawnqwerty
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I lost my kids' college fund playing dice in Vegas.

I admit it was a crappy thing to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
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Showing my friend a 3-sided dice

Him:"Do you know 300-sided die exists"
'...'
"They are called golf balls"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chetlun
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I threw a couple of dice at my clothes

I was trying to die them.

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I’m terrible at rolling dice.

A real crap shoot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
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My favorite nautically-themed dice game...

is "yacht-sea"

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So my dad asked "were there dice in the play Alice in Wonderland?"...

...And my mom says "no, there were cards, why?"

To which my dad responds, "oh that's too bad. If they needed an understudy, the director could say 'And tonight, the role of dice will be played by...'"

My mom just gave me the "why did I marry this guy" look. It was a nice moment.

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