How did the tent starve?

It ran out of stakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickleBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Why won’t you starve in a desert?

Because of all the 'sand which is' there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Q: Why don’t people starve in the desert?

A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nanocephalic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Figuring out how to starve a zombie isn’t difficult.

It’s a no-brainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gary_October
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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lets play dont starve: together
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cihan_emre
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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You won't ever starve In the desert

Because of all the sand-which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dilborg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I would only kill a clown if my family was about to starve to death.

We either digest the clown, or we die jesting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouNamedMeeDog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Baby Humpback: Dad. If you keep eating all the food and not saving any for me, I'm going to starve to death!

Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecrow53
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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How come you can’t starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyckTycket
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Son, the best piece of advice I can give you is not to starve yourself. It doesn't help anything.

Bulimia tried it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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If you're ever lost in the Sahara desert, at least you won't starve.

Because of all the sand-which-is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsterbash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why did the robot starve?

He didn’t have a byte to eat...

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why can no man starve in the Great Desert of Sahara?

Because of the sand-which-is there. – ba dum tissss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RIGHT_WING_X
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there. (Read aloud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_ryan_guy88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Did you hear about the cheap farmer that let a town starve?

He didn't give a crop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackWebber85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Figuring out how to starve a zombie is a no brainer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gary_October
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why don't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why is it you will never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why can’t a man starve in the desert?

Because of all of the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why is it you'll never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand wich is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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You'll never starve in the desert...

Because of all the sand-which-is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkaz531
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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