“Is that why you are eating everything that’s left?”
There was no pie... only people reciting pi from memory. The pie was a lie
It’s a no-brainer.
Abracadabra you are a sandwich
Hungry hungry hippies.
The husband replys: "Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won't be starving."
(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)
Because of all the sand-which is there.
Alliter o' rations.
because of the sand which is there.
We either digest the clown, or we die jesting!
A hungry Hungary hippo
...and ends up on the Island of Trid. The people there are starving and explain to the pastor that it’s because whenever they try to harvest the fruit at the top of the mountain, the nasty giant comes out of his cave and boots them all back down the hill. This infuriates the pastor who then declares that tomorrow he will join them on their next attempt. The next day they all march up the mountain together, and sure enough, out comes the giant who proceeds to kick all of the locals back down the hill leaving only the new guy to gather fruit at his leisure. Finally, he stops and asks the giant, “Well, aren’t you going to knock me off the mountain?”. Shaking his head, the giant says, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids”.
Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.
When he makes it over to the tree, a robber steps out and points a gun at him.
The man says, "whoa, I just wanted some of the bacon from the bacon tree!"
The robber grunts and says, "This ain't no bacon tree. This is a hambush!"
Bulimia tried it.
Because of all the sand which is there
some say he's still hungary to this day
He didn’t have a byte to eat...
Because of all the sand-which-is there.
They're calling it Band-Aid.
Because of the sand-which-is there. – ba dum tissss!
Because of all the sand which is there. (Read aloud)
He didn't give a crop.
I just woke up and feel like I haven’t eaten all year
I haven’t eaten since last year.
Happy new year everyone :)
It was a cat-atrophy
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because of all of the sand which is there.
Because of all the sand wich is there.
