20 Hilarious Responsible For Puns

Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half the living population on Earth.

Then I snapped out of it.

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard

📅︎ Aug 30 2022

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Which Astrological Sign is responsible for fathers with the most egregious Dad Jokes?

Capri-Corny.

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👤︎ u/Ho2Me9

📅︎ May 19 2022

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Employer: "We need someone responsible for this job."

Applicant: "Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible.

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco

📅︎ Apr 12 2022

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At least I know who is responsible for all these drugs in schools…

supply teachers

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👤︎ u/yestardays_gem

📅︎ Jan 30 2022

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Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...

...so that’s just being hippocritical.

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👤︎ u/808gecko808

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Son: Dad, are we the ones responsible for this fire?

Dad: Yes we arson.

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👤︎ u/JyoKrz

📅︎ Oct 18 2021

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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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👤︎ u/mylifeisboringtbhwow

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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What do you call the aunt whose responsible for making sure everyone gets home?

The accountant.

Yay

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👤︎ u/Mysterious-Stretch-7

📅︎ Sep 24 2021

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Today marks the 77th anniversary that my grandfather was responsible for bringing down 4 German bombers in one day during the war

He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had

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👤︎ u/2canVANdam

📅︎ Mar 02 2021

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What do the Japanese call a gang member responsible for keeping the boss's beer cold?

The Yakoozie!

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👤︎ u/ImJKP

📅︎ Feb 21 2021

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In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?

The... BooBees

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👤︎ u/_Soter_

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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What fanatic is responsible for this?

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👤︎ u/noahep22

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?

Your philosophagus

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👤︎ u/mythfanite

📅︎ Sep 16 2019

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Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?

Everyone. They all share the blame.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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Apple was responsible for the downfall of man.

The first time was with a snake conning the earth's entire population.

The second time a Steve trying to do the same thing

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👤︎ u/Sparkei1ca

📅︎ May 25 2018

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What do you call people who believe certain gas stations are responsible for terrorist attacks....?

...7/11 truthers.

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus

📅︎ May 19 2017

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So which one of you is responsible for this?

I think my school is involved in dad-trafficking.

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👤︎ u/Kami_of_Water

📅︎ Feb 11 2015

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My grandpa was responsible for downing 43 German planes in WW2.

To this day he still holds the record as the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.

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👤︎ u/katskratched

📅︎ Jun 23 2020

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Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...

...so that’s just being hippocritical...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Apr 28 2020

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Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half of the living population on Earth.

Then I snapped out of it.

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👤︎ u/theswarthyknight

📅︎ May 23 2019

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