Today marks the 77th anniversary that my grandfather was responsible for bringing down 4 German bombers in one day during the war

He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2canVANdam
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What do the Japanese call a gang member responsible for keeping the boss's beer cold?

The Yakoozie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImJKP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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they have found the heartless people responsible for all this controversy with the stocks

The Callous Dowboys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojohn69
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Officer : Sir, Ma’am, I’m afraid your child was responsible for burning the building.

Dad : You mean our son?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KIT-3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Interviewer: We only hire people who are responsible.

Me: Well, your search ends today. At my previous job, whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameronC7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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You know, in this job we really need someone who is responsible

The man thinks for a moment, and then replies, β€œI am perfect for you. In my last job, lots of things went badly wrong and they always said I was responsible.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saturnet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...

...so that’s just being hippocritical...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What fanatic is responsible for this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahep22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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When drinking spirits, it’s important to be responsible.

Otherwise you’re decisions could come back to haunt you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LyricalWillow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?

Everyone. They all share the blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Who is ultimately responsible for a child’s well-being?

The answer is apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krusty100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?

Your philosophagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mythfanite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Fun Fact: Steven King's 'It' is actually the story of a financially-responsible clown.

He's really penny-wise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paintedforfilth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half of the living population on Earth.

Then I snapped out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I have a very good feeling about my job interview today. The manager said they were looking for somebody responsible.

β€œYou’ve found your man,” I responded, β€œwhenever there was a problem in my last job, they always said that I was responsible!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunilrai591
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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AntiVaxxers are a lot like responsible bartenders...

They refuse to give kids shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewabarrelrole
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Things were stolen from my Airbnb while traveling Austria, I wonder who was responsible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lebranflake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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Apple was responsible for the downfall of man.

The first time was with a snake conning the earth's entire population.

The second time a Steve trying to do the same thing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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What do you call people who believe certain gas stations are responsible for terrorist attacks....?

...7/11 truthers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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So which one of you is responsible for this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kami_of_Water
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2015
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My grandpa was responsible for downing 43 German planes in WW2.

To this day he still holds the record as the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katskratched
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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