Saw this fine pun at work the other day
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of people will find this funny
There was a note behind my windshield wiper that said "parking fine"
That made me feel really good.
What do you call a knight made entirely out of fine China?
If you ever forget the rules of chess, you'll be fine.
Howdy this is Elvis and I have a joke for you fine people today. How come my hair has turned grey?
After my bike accident today I lied to the X-ray technician that I was fine..
But they saw right through me.
I took my daughter to the park yesterday. Everything was going fine until we got to one particular ride. First she happy, then she was sad, then she was unbelievably angry...
Those were some crazy mood swings.
Miles Teller did a fine job playing Goose’s son in Top Gun
But they should’ve gone w/ Ryan Gosling
What did the nurse see when she walked in on Dr. Fine while he was manscaping in his office?
A judge orders Mario to pay $10,000. Mario asks why? The judge says “It’s a fine”
Mario looks down and replies “No, itsa not”
Isn't it strange that the adjective for metal is metallic
But that's not true for iron, which is ironic
Does anyone else use the Dad joke, "Don't fall in?"
When one of the kids says they are going to the bathroom?
Or is my family just weird?
My landlord yelled at me today because my heating bill is absolutely insanely high and that he’s going to have to come over soon to discuss a solution.
I told him “Fine, my door is always open.”
What’s the height of a child who had been fined by the law?
Sylvester Stallone said he's making a movie about composers...
Stallone: I'll be Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
I’m aging like fine wine…
You know those koi fish? Yeah, every 4th one is fake.
It's simple to determine it. Take any photo of 4 koi fish, and 3 of them are obviously real. Label them A, B, and C.
And the remaining one is the D koi.
Edit: Fine 🙄. Credit to u/diviken for this video.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
Credit: @Dadsaysjokes
I don’t want to take credit for this joke.
Cash or a check will be fine though.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments.
They say I have an outstanding balance.
Why’d the noodle get fined for his book?
I got a fine for laughing too loud in Hawaii.
Apparently you are only allowed a low ha.
Did you see the wanted poster for Schrödinger's cat?
Says it’s wanted both dead and alive.
What do You Call a Pod of Killer Whales Playing Instruments?
My car just got rear ended by a dwarf. His car is wrecked, my car is fine. He says, "Well, I'm not happy"
So I said "Well which one are you?"
This cheesy joke just popped into my head
You might say it just a’curd
I’ve learned not to be too judgmental when it comes to ghosts.
You just never know what kind of pane they might be going through. 👻
Happy Halloween!
I won't use elevators. I know they work fine. I just don't trust them.
They're always up to something.
Where do skeletons go for fun?
Anywhere as long as it's a hip joint.
There is a fine line between fishing
and standing on the river bank looking like an idiot
I stared at an envelope for an hour today
Jerry just broke his legs what song did he remove from his playlist?
Why was the energizer bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery
My friend always brings fine china and silverware with him whenever we go drinking.
He really sets the bar for full service.
why did the deer get fined for crossing the road?
coz it was a zebra crossing
Our baby tried to use a calculator as a teether earlier.
Husband: He probably shouldn’t chew on that.
Me: It’s fine. He’s just crunching some numbers.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
And probably only a fraction of people will find this funny.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
(…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will get this joke.
There's a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of people can tell the difference.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people get this.
There's a fine line...
...between numerator and denominator.
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