Saw this fine pun at work the other day
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..
At some point, we'll have to draw the line
I got a $1000 fine for taking a picture of myself.
It was an expensive self fee.
I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said “Sorry
One day, my friend started falling randomly. But when he took his footwear off, he was fine!
Turns out he was wearing slippers.
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
What do you call the fine line between a statement and a joke?
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
Why was the dog fined after she had puppies?
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
*calls mum * son : I'm in hospital but don't worry everything is fine
Mum : you're the daym doctor and this wasn't funny the first time
A minute ago my calculator was fine and now, mysteriously, it's not working.
Something just doesn't add up.
There’s a fine line between a secret
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
2020 hasn't been all bad. I've been doing fine off my OCD meds now for about..
..6 months, 15 days, 9 hours, and coming up to 12 minutes..now
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
You hear about the dude that drank so many margs he almost died?
Everything at the AA meeting was going fine
Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water
Everything was fine until I got a universal remote
Why is the financial meeting never boring?
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
Why did the mummy get fined by the FCC?
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
I hope you scrolled past that.
I mustache you a question...
but I'll shave it for later.
Homegrown dad joke
I was driving from Tennessee to North Carolina the other day and right after I crossed over the Eastern Continental Divide, there was some road construction. A sign there said, "Fines Higher" and I thought to myself, "Huh. Probably because of the elevation."
Then I was disappointed because I was by myself and there was nobody there to tell.
As I handed my dad his 53rd birthday card, he said,
"You know, 1 would have been fine"
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
Wife (madly tapping at phone): my sound is not working
Me (a seasoned dad): I can hear you just fine
I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
What do you call a dog that floats fine?
Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of people know this
There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator
Only a fraction of people would get this.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of the people will get this joke
Son, there is a fine line
Between a numerator and a denominator.
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