I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
So they called it a day
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
He’ll come around, eventually.
“That’s just spam.”
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Adamant
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
He remembered to add the sea.
They objectify everyone.
...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him “What’s wrong, Lord?” God replied “I think I’m gonna call it a day.”
Probably pterofied.
Sign language
The hot solid iron under our feet!
(My first attempt. Please be gentle.)
Because it only has one star
Because there a littler meteor.
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
Crimea River
but I’m above that.
Because that's when they're meteor!
"...not our Sun."
Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it
The capital of Ireland.
It’s Dublin every day.
It doesn't wear a bra.
B-Earth-Day
yes, i'm born on earth day...
They’re just optical illusions.
Trouter space
They’re a little meteor.
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
I think it was extra to restore eels
The library, it has the most stories
Not a good sinkhole de mayo
Son: But the earth is round
b:) which one?
a:) dismantle
But I planted my butt on the couch.
But I think their fears were ungrounded
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.
Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.
Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.
The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.
Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.
Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.
One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.
Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.
“Well” said Jeff, “As I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.
The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.
“Yes of course” replied Trevor
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A disc track
When its suffering from poor mantle health.
Lagistan.
Australia got fired.
Eruptile Dysfunction.
on the importance of saving energy.
Sudden Canyon!
He was very down to earth.
>!Elvish Parsley.!<
Because Earth is bipolar.
"Where on Earth have you been?"
A jellycopter
Happy Bearthday
Because it's bipolar
A Wander of the World
Eh.
Literally just had this one made up by my 10 year old. So proud!
Because they're lion cheetahs.
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
It just really makes my day
"That's just spam!"
It just really makes my day
It really makes my day.
It really makes my day
He'll come around eventually.
Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
It’s just a little meteor.
It really makes my day
It makes my day
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
It really makes my day.
They were looking for first contacts.
They called it a day
Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!
Because we only have a one star review.
