Mother Earth Puns

A list of puns related to "Mother Earth"

A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."

Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."

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👤︎ u/Arceist_Justin
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.

It’s always her fault.

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👤︎ u/NoStillReading
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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A dishevelled Nunn walks into a nunnery

Mother superior confronts her and says "what on earth happened to you? You look like you've gone through a hedge backwards"

The Nunn responds "I know I've got a bad habit"

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👤︎ u/thelastwilson
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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