Aliens haven't visited Earth because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw one star.
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Recent Conversation with my Earth Systems (Geology) Teacher

Us having a pure hear-say conversation until this point:

Him: "Yeah, no, suicide rates are definitely going up in celebrities. They were awhile before Robins died actually."

Me: "Oh?"

Him: "Yeah. Just recently, some girl stabbed herself in her trailer's kitchenette. She was in Walk the Line, blonde blue eyes an-"

Me: "Reese Witherspoon?"

Him: "No, with a knife."

Me: "..."

You win this time.

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My Physical Chemistry professor dadjoked the entire class today.

So he's lecturing about the Schrodinger equations and rotational motion of particles, and how it could be easier to find a solution to the equation if the spherical coordinate system was used. He explains how the system works, and then says while clicking to the next powerpoint slide:

"Let's look at a real world example."

Cue a picture of a satellite image of Earth on the next slide and groans from all of the class.

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