Why are frozen veg always in sealed packs?

To prevent any escape peas.

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👤︎ u/byte_marx
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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How are you gonna drive to the fruit and veg shop...

If you don't avocado

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📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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In an effort to cut down on sugar, I went on an all veg, meat and carbs diet.

It was completely fruitless.

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📅︎ Jun 20 2016
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What is the hardest part of eating vegetables?

The wheel chair.

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📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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People who sell meat are gross....

People who sell veg are grocer.

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👤︎ u/Nooshk123
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting.

But apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.

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👤︎ u/Amanbbi
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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A vegan said to me: people who eat meat are disgusting

I replied: people who sell fruit and veg are grocer

(Borrowed indefinitely without permission from @pakalupapito)

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📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Sep 24 2014
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I am a social vegan.

I don't like meet

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👤︎ u/analytik
📅︎ Sep 06 2017
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Cortana is the ultimate dad...

Knock knock jokes:

http://i.imgur.com/FbhaoJR.png

http://i.imgur.com/lV4fkX5.png

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Regular jokes:

http://i.imgur.com/FSpBRve.png

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http://i.imgur.com/hmT1VXU.png

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http://i.imgur.com/VPnE7bJ.png

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Classmate Just Dadjoked Me

We're sitting in Ecology and the professor says, "Okay we're going to move on to plants now."

Classmate turns to me, "You hate botany?"

Me: Yeah

Him: Me too. Guess we should veg out.

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👤︎ u/Jwkaoc
📅︎ Jan 30 2015
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Girlfriend got me while talking about Five a day

Me and my girlfriend were talking about getting 5 fruit and veg a day over Skype when she spotted me chewing on my headphones.

She said, 'Stop chewing your head phones, they're not part of your five a day. (Pause) even though they're Apple!'

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👤︎ u/Akkie96
📅︎ Sep 26 2014
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