I want to be a billionaire just like my uncle.
He’s not a billionaire. He wants to be one too.
After 20 years of attempts, my uncle finally figured out a recipe for breath fresheners made of bulls genitals...
It's a teste mint to his determination.
My uncle used to have an addiction to deli meats
Now he's quit cold turkey
After your uncles wife commits arson
My uncle worked in a can crushing plant...
His job was soda pressing.
My uncle used to work at a factory that recycled worn out whitewalls. One day, he fell into one of the processing machines...
My uncle's wife is a centimeter tall, has six legs, and is always on edge.
I guess you could say she's a little a(u)nt-sy.
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew of the shelves.
Your uncle had some really crazy reasons for joining the railroad.
My uncle always said "when one door closes another door opens"
Great guy,terrible kitchen fitter.
Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra
My aunt has been taking it hard
My French uncle Francois was a TERRIBLE father.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
So sorry to hear your uncle was hit by a boat in Venice.
Please accept my gondolances.
Huey, Dewey, and Louie's Irish uncle that makes a mean burger
My Uncle and Aunt Send Me Money From England Every Year On My Birthday
Now my wallet weighs 31 pounds.
My uncle always talks about his disappointing sex life...
It always end in an Auntie climax.
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
My uncle was a math teacher.
When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.
Let me try uncle gravity next
My uncle just passed away from accidentally drinking wood varnish
It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...
Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'
I've an uncle who works for the symphonie part-time.
My uncle told me this one
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes
I learnt cuss words from my uncle's son
My uncle is buying his wife a crane for christmas
He's really upping the ante
My great uncle died from drinking furniture polish
It was a slow death, but a beautiful finish.
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
My Mexican Uncle Rito came to visit recently and said its freezing here.
I guess you can call him Burrrrr-rito
My Uncle is a cross dresser
It's putting on socks that seems to anger him the most.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
Did you hear about what happened your sweaty uncle?
He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant
I’m worried about volunteering to help my uncle at work tomorrow at the coroner’s office
It’s a pretty big undertaking
Joke from my great uncle: You know that movie "Constipation" that was supposed to come out this year?
My uncle once had a 24-hour epileptic episode.
Now that's what I call seizing the day.
My uncle was crushed by a piano....
His funeral was very low key
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
My great uncle died making butter on his farm last week.
It was a really unfortunate churn of events.
Just found out my uncle is addicted to viagra.
My aunt has been taking it hard....
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
My uncle died due to drinking furniture polish...
...it was a slow death, but a beautiful finish
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