I’m driving through England, and will be staying in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
If you couldn't celebrate 4/20 yesterday, you can celebrate it tomorrow instead.
My wife's coming back from holiday tomorrow....
Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?
It could snow again tomorrow or just rain
Tomorrow is Jamaican Day at work
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
“Oh, I dont know,” she said . “Just give me something with diamonds.”
Thats why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
My kids came out of school and told my partner they have made cards for her for Mother's Day. I asked for a card, but they said I had to wait until Father's Day. I told my boy I had made a card for him, and he could have it the day after tomorrow,
If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow,
My wife is doing a sponsored parachute jump tomorrow....
....and I'm terrified that the chute might not open.
Last time something that big crashed onto Earth, the dinosaurs got wiped out.
Don’t forget to dress warm tomorrow
It’s going to be minus 45.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift
That's why it's called PRESENT.
Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
Tomorrow, I get to meet Phil Collins
I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow
Going to the foot doctor tomorrow.
Don't often think about my feet. They are usually the furthest thing from my mind.
I told the cop, “You can’t give me a ticket. I’m running a marathon tomorrow.”
The cop said, “Sir, that’s not how you play the race card.”
I’ve got a tip for a horse in tomorrow’s big race, it’s won all its races, it’s called “dusty carpet”
Tomorrow is either the dawn of a new day, or the day of an old don.
I’m worried about volunteering to help my uncle at work tomorrow at the coroner’s office
It’s a pretty big undertaking
I have a grammar test tomorrow.
Is 'buttcheeks' one word? Or should I spread them apart?
The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow but I recommend avoiding it for the time being,
People will be lined up for blocks.
While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
What do you say to a math problem you are saving for tomorrow?
I’m getting an MRI tomorrow...
They’re testing to see if I have claustrophobia or not.
Hair today, gone tomorrow. (Stolen from r/tumblr)
Tomorrow there will be a protest about fairy bread
The police are expecting hundreds and thousands
Dad: Hey, don’t forget— tomorrow is Father’s Day.
Me: Don’t forget its son day too.
I'm 29 and my 30th birthday is tomorrow. My gf asked if I feel old yet.
I said, "Not even. I'm still in my prime."
I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.
Diarrhea Awareness starts tomorrow.
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
(OC) I’m graduating tomorrow, this is my cap. Forever a loan
What's the first thing you should do tomorrow if you wake up a billionaire?
There's a riot about cake toppings in London tomorrow
Police expect hundreds and thousands to show up
Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day.
And I’m already dreading it.
I'm flying to Oslo tomorrow to receive an award for losing so much weight.
I've won a Nobellly Prize.
I've got to do some painting tomorrow.
So I decided to brush up on the basics.
Don’t forget to dress warm tomorrow
I heard it’s going to be minus 45
I’m traveling through England and will be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
My wife's coming back from holiday tomorrow....
Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?
I am driving through England on a road trip, and I’m supposed to be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow
I told my dad, “Don’t forget tomorrow is Mother’s Day!”
Dad : Don’t forget it’s son day too.
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