Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow
I am driving through England on a road trip, and I’m supposed to be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
I'm 29 and my 30th birthday is tomorrow. My gf asked if I feel old yet.
I said, "Not even. I'm still in my prime."
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:
Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!
What´s the difference between yesterday and tomorrow
I always wanted my dad to grow a beard and would try to get him to not shave in the mornings. As he began shaving, he would always promise me that he’d start growing a beard ‘tomorrow’, but he never did.
He was a bald faced liar.
If tomorrow in Spanish is manana, and morning in Spanish is manana...
Tomorrow morning must be...
Mañana mañana 🎶 do do do do do 🎶
Mañana mañana 🎶 do do do do 🎶
Mañana mañana 🎶 do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-do do do do-doo do 🎶
Tomorrow's my biology practical exam and I don't know how to chemically test for glucose
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow and she’s wanted to get a new cat (recently lost our old one), so my son and I got a cat from the animal shelter, put her gently into a large gift bag and brought her home. Before I could shut my driver door my son ran inside and ruined the surprise...
Can’t believe he let the cat out of the bag.
I’m taking my son and daughter to the store tomorrow to buy stuffing for their pillows.
I’m planning to get down with the kids.
My someday sister-in-law is getting hand surgery tomorrow, and is looking for some cheering up. Looking to add to my pun repertoire!
Just a reminder for everyone to plan ahead and allow for extra time tomorrow
The internet is going to have more traffic than usual
My brother in-law an I are going fishing tomorrow morning and my daughter asked what we are fishing for.
I told her, "just for the halibut (hell of it)"
Wife says, "I've got to dress up tomorrow, and I can't find anything to wear."
I replied, "What do you want to dress up as?"
My wife is going on a trip tomorrow and told me she needs to pack.
I told her that's quite unfortunate because he's dead.
The talent show's tomorrow and I'm not ready.
I really gotta get my act together.
Last night, my wife looks at me with a sudden realization and says, "We have to DO IT tomorrow!!"
My first thought was, "why is that not the goal for every day?"
When I asked OK but why, her response was, "We can't let the last day of the year end without a bang!"
My girlfriend and I are going out on a date tomorrow and I told her I would pay for the whole thing if I were made of money.
Girlfriend (Being Cute): Wait, you aren't made of money?
Me: No, just my eyes.
Girlfriend: ??
Me: Their my cents of sight.
My car's name is Word and there's a race tomorrow.
But don't take my word for it.
I had a date yesterday. I have one today. And tomorrow... and the day after...
Took the day off from work and helping my wife cook bread for Turkey Day tomorrow...
I sent her a picture of the progress, she replied that I probably used too much flour, I replied "Sorry, I didn't know how much I kneaded." Groans were heard around the world.
Tomorrow I have to take my Q40 into the dealership for an oil change, then pick up new bed sheets and some towels.
To Infiniti, and Bed Bath & Beyond!
I'm flying to Oregon tomorrow, and my dad asked me to bring him back something.
He said, "Can you bring me back one of those folded paper ducks? I think it's called Origoni."
I’m driving through England and am supposed to stop in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
I’m driving through England, and am scheduled to pass through Greenwich tomorrow.
Not too sure what to do in the meantime.
I am driving through England, and I’m supposed to go to Greenwich tomorrow.
Any ideas what to do in the Mean Time?
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