Just some puns

1: I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. 2: Can February March? No, but April May. 3: I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4: Never trust an atom, they make up everything! 5: Β I made a pun about the wind but it blows. 6: I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! 7: What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee! 8: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink! 9: I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricardo_my_man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb

When I hear a math pun, I feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWasayAsim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I posted the Knitler picture and puns followed, except they didn't consider some puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexTheCommunist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Here's some pun for thought:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Finished the year beating testicular cancer! Having some pun with it. (Crossposted!)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rontastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Need help with some pun ideas

I need to think of a punny group chat name that works with buff or buffs (like buffalo). Something like β€œpowerbuff girls” I’ve been thinking for days. Let’s here em!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Gizmo--
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Guys I'm making a presentation about iron deficiency anemia, can you guys give me some puns related to it?

You guys and gals are awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypticlunatic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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Let's have some pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goatcheese1230
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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[Request] any cheesy PIZZA based jokes? Ham running out of ideas here. Deliver me some puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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make-up some puns on the spot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlatTesseract
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I added some pun to the sign on a broken pallet jack at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Kinda cheesy, but here's some puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/testubeturd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Some puns here do a good job at pushing the envelope. Too bad they'll always be stationery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirate_of_the_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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Was looking for whole-some pun experience.

Definitely 10/10!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2vrk1504
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Some puns I found on popsicle sticks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/91lightning
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Assist me with some puns

So my s/o gets super crossed when I tell him puns. I'd greatly appreciate if you guys could drop your cheesiest puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSithLord
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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A sister was at the brothel offering patrons some puns,

but they didn't want nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWYH
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Need some puns!

Guy spilled his drink all over my buddy on a long flight. So weve come up with a few. Spilliam Shatner, Spilly Idol etc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nopir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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HELP!! I'm in need of some pun name ideas for my new pub!

like the title says im in need of a funny/catchy/witty/ pun name for my new pub! there are already a few pubs around with catchy pun names like pub-lick, and sub-urban (they make sub sandwiches at lunch) can we come up with something better!! some info that might help you out. the pub is going to be in canberra, act, australia in the city centre i.e. civic.

lets see what we can come up with!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaleBoydd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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So my friend asked me to tell them some puns to try and make them laugh, so I tried ten times...

Alas, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Shockwave__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Im doing a project on Australia for my school and I would love to have some puns i could use in my presentation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamin007
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2013
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I tried spreading some puns around in Canada...

...but they were having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celticwhisper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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(Advice) What are some squirrel puns...need ideas for retirement party?

One of our support staff is retiring. She's been with us for about 10 years. She is known as "squirrel", her nickname from high school.

What are some puns I can use? I plan to have several small squirrel figures holding "signs" wishing her a happy journey, but want to be creative. This will be for a small room with food, cake, coffee, and good company.

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[Request] I need some help thinking of a punny title for a table-top game!

Hey there /r/Puns! I'm working on a pop-culture table-top card game similar to Story Wars for me and my friends, and am trying to think of a punny name for the title! The current name is Crossover Mania, but we can all agree that that's terrible, so please help me out!

The game will be mostly battles/challenges between 2 characters, and the game will include characters, items, locations from comics, movies, anime, cartoons, games, etc.

I'm also going to be using some puns for certain cards' flavor texts, such as for Spider-Man: Fun Fact: He has a bit of a web addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitro-Nito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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Hired a handyman to do some odd jobs around the house

He did every other thing on the list

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❀️

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A duck wants into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: β€œI’d like some chapstick”

The pharmacist says β€œbut you’re a duck, how are you going to pay for that?”

The duck says β€œit’s fine, just put it on my bill”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindful_dodger
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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YouTube has some good finds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crusaders_Open_Up
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.

"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."

But another person said,

"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"

The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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For some reason most of my friends didn't like it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nvoisin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I had some really expensive pasta

But it was worth every penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next crap could spell disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Tried to make my gf laugh by telling her some puns...

and finally a pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeman2012
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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I need some puns for the name Kiera
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skaboraa
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I need some puns about "Soup". Please help.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfoSeekerDog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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I need some puns about "Hummus." Please help.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfoSeekerDog
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