Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
Fathers of reddit what are some good softball puns that I can use?
I have a girl I want to woo and take her to prom but I need some good material that is funny and gets to the point, I know this isn’t a joke but i really wanna take her to prom
Dad: If there is some of it, then it's good. If it is ful of it, it's bad. What's the thing?
Me in my new underwear: I don't know....
Dad: Awe.
What are some good dad jokes
P.s. my best friend is going through rough breakup right now and I want to keep her mind off of her ex.
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
Finally some good fucking news.
Need some good puns when I whip this bad boy out on the course today. Help me out you geniuses!
Chris Hallbeck has some good comics
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
Some good puns
What do you call a "Can Opener" that doesn't works ?
-A "Can't Opener" !
Why are famous people so cool ?
-Because of their "Fans" !
Why did the man work in the barn his whole life ?
-Because it was a "Stable" carrier !
I hope you guys enjoyed !
Some good news for a change.
Ahh, some good old fashioned puns
Some say I’m a really good dancer
I tell them: it’s in my sole
There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
I may not be a dad for a while, but I’m getting some good practice in.
I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.
It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Some snakes are really good at maths
I'd say that's some good Shelf-awareness he got there.
The trident gave me some really good advice the other day
My wife told me I wasn't very good at listening - that it was time to make some changes and she needed some distance.
So I bought her an alarm clock with a remote control.
Some people say I'm pretty good at using spreadsheets
Others say I Excel at using them
Me: Here’s some good news. My wife is pregnant!
Friend: Congratulations! Do you know the sex?
Me: Of course I know “the sex”. How else will she get pregnant?
R/memes really has some good puns lmao
Anyone wanna take a stab at some good fencing puns?
I've been looking for some new hunting gear but good camouflage is hard to find.
Some people think the Pittsburgh Steelers have a good starting QB in "Duck" Hodges
But the truth is, he puts the Steelers at risk of getting penalties all game long...
...Because on every play...
There's fowl on the field.
Had some good steak today
It was medium rare, but I’d give it a well done.
Decided to tell my parents some good news with a dad joke
"So, do you have to work on Labor Day this year?"
"No, we both have off."
"Did you hear they're changing it next year?"
"What?"
"Yeah, they're moving it to April."
Looks of confusion
"At least that's what my doctor said."
The dawning of comprehension on their faces, then big smiles and hugs!
..... Btw, I am a woman. I didn't specify in the post, but the context clue would be "MY doctor." I was just raised on sarcasm and corny jokes.
A rich patient told his doctor that money was no problem: "Please give me some good news." "Okay then," said the physician...
"But I'll have to tell that to your widow."
Told this girl some of these jokes. She said "I'm impressed you just know all these or you're pretty good at googling."
I said "I'll have you know madam, I haven't googled one of these.. I Reddit all somewhere though.."
r/choosingbeggers has some good comment apparantly
What is the best place to get some good genes?
Some people say I'm really good at blowing air around the room
But honestly I'm not a fan
Looking for a good way to blow some money?
I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news
The good news is there’s no bad news, the bad news is there’s no good news.
I wrote some good books about music. What pisses me off is that...
...nobody wants to rhythm.
Some people just can't appreciate a good dad joke these days :/
I can't post a picture so here
Also, I know this isn't really a joke post, so I'll just put one here.
Where do horses live?
In a neeeeeeighborhood!
I'm looking for some good fish jokes
If you know any...
Let minnow
I hope some good puns turnip
I buddy of mine gave me some flour made from ancient grains. Now I swap small bags of it for baked goods.
I get pie with a little spelt from my friends!
Yo I need some good puns for a promposal. She likes hummus
What are some good puns for the name "Vicky" or "Victoria?
Anything that's relatively clean is fine. I'm really desperate.
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