If you can’t ski ...
You’ll never pass the Touring Test ...
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
I’m not very good at skiing
I get to the top of the mountain then it’s all down hill from there
If you're going to take up Cross Country skiing...
It's best to start with a small Country.
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s
People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
I’ve always had such high hopes for skiing.
Then it goes downhill fast.
A guy came to apply for a job at my ski resort but suddenly walked off angrily...
All I said was "there's snow jobs available."
A man burst into a ski resort in Vale, Colorado.
He shouted into the room, "Everywhere I go, there's a black bird that sticks to me. He sticks to my fleece jacket, my wool hat, even my velvet gloves!"
The concierge shakes his head and says, "Oh, that's just the Vale crow."
I tried building a ski resort
I could've been an astronaut
But my parents told me the sky's the limit
My dad used to say "the sky's the limit"
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
NEW NUDE WATER SKI RECORD BROKEN!!
It was broken by a 28 year old Russian
His name is Torehis Sackov
As I got off the chairlift, I came to the realization that skiing is not for me.
It all went downhill from there.
I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great.
But it really went downhill fast.
Bought some ski pants that came with this tag.
So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...
So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position
I don’t really like skiing...
you go up the lift and then it’s just downhill from there.
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
Bathrooms at a New Zealand ski field...
I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?
Everyone has such high eggspectations
I tried to do some harder skiing courses once but you know what they say
I just took my kids out skiing.
You’ve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!
My parents always told me I can be anything I wanted, the sky's the limit
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
Why can’t you bet in a ski town?
Because you’re already cold
Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
Only in skiing .....
going downhill very fast is a very, very good thing :D
A financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies.
The entire sport is going downhill fast.
I took my family skiing this weekend.
It went downhill from the start.
My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.
She said, “It’s a slippery slope.”
A Man In a Ski Mask Walks into a Bank, and Pulls out a Coffee Cup at the Bank Teller.
The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "
I once met a famous Chinese Ski jumper
His name was Li Ping Phar
I was skiing on the ocean and ran into a navigational marker. Buoy did it hurt!
Did you hear about the wizard who went skiing?
She had trouble getting through all the muggles
I went skiing with broken bones!
I can't afford real skis.
What do you call a guy in a rowboat, but instead of oars he’s using a ski pole and ski?
I feel like the activity of skiing...
is really just going down hill.
When my wife goes skiing she finds it fun to fall on purpose.
She's a strange woman, but that's how she rolls.
My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!"
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
You could say that getting addicted to skiing...
My snow skiing skills are going downhill fast!
Getting addicted to skiing...
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