Don’t ever go to the local mountains and try to rent skis.

You can only get snowbored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7reddituser
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Every year.

Every year on our family ski trip we drive by a store called "Super Shoes" on the way to the mountain.

He proceeds to say "I'll have the soup please!" and then the car erupts in laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whereisbreakfast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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And this one hit while skiing today...

Setting: Watching my father struggle with his skiing gear as I met him on the mountain for some Christmas runs.

Me- sarcastically Dad, You are so strong.

Father- Aw, honey, thank you! But smell isn't everything.

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I've heard this one many times, but not for a few years. Forgot it's awesomeness. Merry Christmas to Dads and their jokes and the kids who repeatedly hear them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagnythedoodle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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