"I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'."
Starbawks
He told me to quit going to those places.
...he tells the owner and bartender that heβs a surgeon down at the hospital and he just wants to forget about everything for awhile.
Dick knows just the thing. He quickly whips up a thick, exotic beverage and places it in front of the worn out doctor. He takes one sip and his eyes light up. βWhat IS that?β βThatβs my signature almond daiquiriβ, Dick tells him. The surgeon tells him itβs delicious, pays his bill and comes back the next day and the next day at the same time for the same thing: An almond daiquiri.
Before long, like clockwork, Dick is able to have it ready for him just before he comes in. But, one day as he is preparing the drink, he realizes that heβs run out of almonds! With no time to lose, he quickly substitutes the almonds with hickory nuts and sets the beverage on the bar.
The surgeon pops in, takes a big gulp, and immediately spits it all over the bar. He looks at the bartender and says, βThatβs not an almond daiquiri, Dick!β And Dick says, βNo, itβs a hickory daiquiri, Doc!β.
It was my climb-it change.
Toot Suite
Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.
Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my companyβs logo on it.
Wife: I donβt need your advise!
Somewhere over the rainbow
In the ICU.
His dad-a-base.
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
First lady: Isnβt it a bit windy? Second lady: I thought it was Thursday. Third lady: Me too, letβs have a cup of tea.
The dog came third.
I have no shelf control.
βStop going to those places!β
at equal distance from each other,
...
most of them would get wet and some will surely drown
Carpool tunnel.
Where do we draw the line?
Page 2 of Google search results.
- Bird store
- Magicians warehouse
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
It should be called Bill Gates.
but the furniture was real
In the master bedroom
The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.
The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
So the old man approaches the polling official and ask if his wife already voted. They ask for her full name and sure enough, she had already voted. He said Oh darn! She died 6 years ago but she keeps voting on every election and I was hoping to see her once again.
Does anyone know how I can get it back?
The golf coast.
Itβs a satis-factory.
Hamazon
The ICU
I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
A whine bar
X0 Y0 Z0
only the hobbyists are gonna keep their head straight, reading this one.
After we got there, I realized I forgot those things youβre supposed to sit on. There were reaper cushions.
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
So I said, βWell, stop going to those places then!β
He told me to stop going to those places
He said stop going to those places
