From my niece: What's the chicken's favorite place to get coffee?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
When I found my little son on the floor, I briefly thought a murder took place
Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.
Where’s the best place to keep your underwear?
Where is the worst place to hid in a hospital?
People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
Three old ladies were having a picnic when the following conversation took place.
First lady: Isn’t it a bit windy?
Second lady: I thought it was Thursday.
Third lady: Me too, let’s have a cup of tea.
If you place all currently living people on the equator around the Earth,
at equal distance from each other,
...
most of them would get wet and some will surely drown
Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
It’s crazy, all these people running these virtual races, starting all over the place.
Where do we draw the line?
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google search results.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
A girl took me back to her place. The curtains were drawn
but the furniture was real
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
Did you know that Apollo 11 landed in the wrong place?
The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.
The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.
As a covid detection measure, the eyeglass place took my temperature before I could see the eye doctor.
Does anyone know how I can get it back?
Where is the cheapest place to buy ham?
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
I work at the mall as Santa Claus during Christmas. I'm wearing the costume for most of the day, but sometimes my colleague takes my place while I take a break
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.
If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.
Where's a mathematician's favorite place in the world?
Where's the best place to hide drugs in space?
Where's the one place it's acceptable to drink and drive?
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
I saw a robbery take place at the Apple Store today.
The police wanted to interview me because I was an iWitness.
Where is the best place to go pee?
Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?
Because they have some Swede deals!
The puns at this Chinese place are out of control
A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.
He's been charged with wonton destruction.
What's the place people want to visit the most?
The graveyard people are just dying to go there
Despite curfews in place around the county, cops are out all night clubbing.
Where is the best place to buy meat in India?
What's the best place to hide if a murderer breaks into your house?
I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...
I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...
The most remote place on earth
Where is the safest place to be in an earthquake?
What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place on a plane?
Flewmanji.
What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in Wuhan?
Flumanji.
What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in a fireplace?
Fluemanji
Is this the right place for this?
Police: We need to talk to your son about the fire at your neighbor's place
The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think it’s nuts.
I went to the doctor and I told him I broke my arm in two places.
He said stop going to those places
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