JOBS Puns

I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.

If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

He said "I don't think that's a weakness"

"Well I don't give a f* what you think"

But when I got home all the signs were there

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.

I think I'll turn them down.

I just felt like I wasn’t going anywhere.

The next day the newspaper read "Arti chokes two for $5 at the supermarket"

But you can't really compare apples to oranges.

In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.

Web design

I was hired

Things are looking up.

The money is great. I'm on knights next week.

But then I changed my mind, so I re-signed.

...so I pushed her over.

if you’re promoted, you’ll still be fired.

It started off ok but just got harder, I suppose I just got set in my ways!

It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.

He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

I said, "that's just gross.."

Because of all the cut backs.

...yes, I was really strapped for cash back then.

I bless the reins down in Africa...

At the meeting they told me 2 things;

1: in here, its always Friday 2: I am no longer required to work Fridays.

I think he'll manage...

She ain’t no challah bag-girl.

"Hey! Who we playing tonight?"

It’s going to be class-ified under moonlight

He was losing interest.

In addition to his handiwork he has a really cool hidden talent. It’s almost like a superpower. With just the simplest gesture he can turn anything scalding hot. We call it the Mike Rowe wave.

Now he can REALLY horse around.

They prided themselves in their stock options.

I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.

Most of my work is rubbish.

Web designing.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

I won’t be spoken to in that tone.

Gonna be their spokes person

She said m eh. There’s a lot of coming and going.

It’s an an in and out type of job.

Edit; knew* thank you.

undertake a new career.

Working in a mirror factory is something I could see myself doing.

But when i got home all the signs were there.

but when I got home, all the signs were there.

But when I got home all the signs were there

I just felt like I wasn't getting anywhere.