Cat Jokes Puns

A list of puns related to "Cat Jokes"

Do you wanna hear a bad cat joke?

Just kitten .

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👤︎ u/Endodontist-1
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Cassius the Comedian Cat Joke #159
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👤︎ u/BabushkaTank
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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My wife got annoyed of my cat jokes

So she threw meowt of the house

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👤︎ u/akhfinite
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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These jokes are CAT-astrophic
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👤︎ u/MinecraftBoyfriend06
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Hey, you want to hear a joke about some cats??

Nevermind, I was just kitten

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👤︎ u/unfiltereds0ul
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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If you want to get a girl to like you all you have to do is tell cat jokes

They’ll whisker off her feet

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👤︎ u/TheSadisticNerd
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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Do cats like dad jokes?

They sometimes find them amewsing.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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Did you hear the joke about the cat on the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

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👤︎ u/Joshcrates
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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I wanna tell you a really funny joke about cats.

Just kitten...

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👤︎ u/Hairy-Wild-Witch
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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“Grand”dad joke: What do you call a cat sitting on a platter?

A Platterpuss

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👤︎ u/HardKnox47
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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My friend was telling me cat jokes.....

I told him I just wasn't feline it.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Aug 07 2017
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A Spanish cat told me a joke once

I kept thinking you gato be kitten me

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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I heard a good cat joke from my Dad.

Himalayan my Mom.

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👤︎ u/rinopod
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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I walked in to my house and shouted, "I have a new cat joke!"

"Just kitt'en!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 10 2017
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My first dad joke (cat and dog related)

Our 3yr old cat has been a little weary of our new 14 week old husky puppy, since we brought him home. So I've told the cat I've had her back and wouldn't let the puppy hurt her.

Husky was up close in her face yapping at the cat, she swatted and was yelling back. So I pulled him away and comforted the cat with "I told you I had your back, just don't cry wolf now..."

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👤︎ u/dano17
📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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Dad made a cat joke...

This just happened a minute ago...

Dad: "Jake, what are you wearing?

(silence)

Cat-khis!"

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👤︎ u/navy1117
📅︎ Feb 22 2015
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Dad joke on Christmas Cats TV

First of all, ChristmasCatsTV is a thing.

Secondly: "How do cats keep order?" "They have claw enforcement!"

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👤︎ u/thesongsinmyhead
📅︎ Dec 06 2013
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Wanna hear a cat joke?

Ah, just kitten!

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👤︎ u/FritoMatt
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Wanna hear a cat joke?

Naw, I’m just kitten

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👤︎ u/Ronin_777
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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I had a cat joke...

Just kitten..

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👤︎ u/blob88
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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Wanna hear a cat joke? Never mind. I was just kitten.
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👤︎ u/teaton67
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Wanna hear a cat joke?

Naw, I’m just kitten

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👤︎ u/Ronin_777
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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Wanna hear a cat joke?

Just kitten

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👤︎ u/dopeyd79
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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Wanna hear a cat joke?

I’m just kitten

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👤︎ u/Ronin_777
📅︎ Oct 08 2017
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Wanna hear a cat joke?

Just kitten.

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👤︎ u/FarmerFl0yd
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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Wanna hear a cat joke?

Just kitten...

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👤︎ u/cobalt73
📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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What did the cat say after a joke?

Just kitten.

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👤︎ u/jcrft
📅︎ Sep 25 2013
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