Don't get pun , help me
"Have you ever eaten wrong honey?"
"No?"
"Boooo"
I don't get it help me
Not everyone gets puns
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Kleptomaniacs don't get puns...
They always take things literally.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
My sister didn't get my pun
Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Circumsicion is when your foreskin gets
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "How about something to eat?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "What about some peanuts?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days
I said it must be my weekend immune system
Where do mansplainers get their water?
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
I have only two new years resolutions this year. One: get back to the weight I was before the accident.
Two: stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident'
My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.
She is infringing on my right to bear arms.
What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
From my niece: What's the chicken's favorite place to get coffee?
Get it. guys... ( none of my friends laughing)
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
Edit: THANK YOU!! Kind stranger whoever you are out there, for the silver!! Just trying to keep the kids facepalming and the wives eye rolling. You guys are awesome!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a computer?
Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.
How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
How did the dinosaur get clean?
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
Why do police get to riots early?
Pikachu gets stabbed by a Jamaican man and then asks why?
The Jamaican man replies he just wanted to poke a mon.
Every summer I get bit by one thousand and twenty four bugs.
My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.
How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
Where did Darth Vader get his helmet?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
Why did the pilot get sent to his room
My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??
What happens if Iron man gets angry?
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