My buddy once asked me what it's like to work as a high rise window washer...

I said it has its ups and downs.

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👤︎ u/Uglarinn
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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What did the window washer with arthritis say to the broken window?

I feel your pane.

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How does a medium contact a dead window washer?

With a squeegee board

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👤︎ u/jbholt
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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What do you call donut-shaped pane of glass?

A window washer.

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👤︎ u/calpup
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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I was hanging up laundry today...

My wife and I just moved in to an apartment with a washer, no dryer. So we hang our clothes on a line out the window.

She says "How are we going to dry them in winter?"

I say "We'll have to freeze-dry them."

Cue eye roll.

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