Ice wear, if you ask me one more time...
I beat the raining champion.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado’s are blown up.
...followed by a bit of arraign.
That could lead to a sigh-clone
A Meat-eater-ologist
Seems like it’ll be a Good Friday!
It’s Iranian Men
A chilly con carnie.
Stormy
Answer: >!There are no W’s in “all”!<
The forecaster was right. I went outside and someone stole my shoes.
It's so cold it violates my right to bare arms!
… trumpet noises Hail, Caesar!
I really loved frosted tips.
...it's dis-gusting.
No pun in ten did.
I wasn’t aware but apparently there are some cross winds on the motorway.
Looks like it’s chili today, but hot tamale!
Would you please just let everything blow over first..
Edit/update:
First let me say that we fortunately weathered the storm well, some damage, not major.
I grew up with a humorous dad, and I appreciate how humor can alleviate stress. Most of you "got it", some of you didn't, some (few) were offended.
I grew up with a dad who taught me the appreciation of MAS*H where Hawkeye Pierce made jokes and quips in a horrible environment (war).
My dad even joked when he got Covid-19, a serious issue at his age, he first told me saying "I tested positive.. I'm pregnant"
That said I want to say Thank You to those that got it.
Riding out a hurricane is a scary and anxiety ridden experience. Each time you commented you made me smile, chuckle and sometimes laugh. It brought a bright spot to an otherwise scary night, if only for a moment it would take my mind off of the raging wind and rain at my door each of the hundreds of times my phone notification went off as this post "blew" up! I can only hope it did the same for others who appreciate humor the way that my dad taught me to.
Thanks r/dadjokes
Godspeed to those still battling this storm and those that will battle the results in the days and weeks to come.
As Jimmy Buffet once said "If we couldn't laugh we'd all go insane"
- Now is the winter of our disco-tent
Sorry to hear that! Just remember, every cloud has a silver lining!
The teacher said that’s the worst spell of weather we have had around here in a long time.
"Cloudy"
They turn on their space heaters.
That really dampens my spirits.
...They're calling for a Lil Wayne
Drizzle my nizzle.
He's above all that
….They just finished a 31 day March
Crazy I didn't notice that when I was outside all afternoon blowing leaves.
I mean it’s even available in the Cloud.
My daughter is having surgery on her knees today, and they are going to be inserting some cadaver parts into her knees. Looking for some good dad jokes.
So far, I've used, "bad weather's a comin', I can feel it in these old bones", "They aren't second-hand bones, they're second-knee bones", and "The knee bone's connected to...someone else's bone".
....Weather they like it or not
I don't care, I'm keeping the umbrella.
That's a re-leaf!
A summer
(I thought of this, hope it's original)
But how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
It looks like rein-deer.
You're so indie and cool.
They're expecting a Lil Wayne
