I'm angry and don't want to tell you what weathered frozen water is.
Ice wear, if you ask me one more time...
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
Great weather puns aren’t a breeze
Weather pun
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado’s are blown up.
Can’t bear this weather anymore
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked " How long would you like them"
From march to September said the man
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Anyone else having fowl weather?
In time for warm weather
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A Zucchini!
I would tell you guys a joke about weather at an airport
What do you call disrespectful weather?
Your weather may be wet, but German weather is wetter.
Texas weather is making my best friend hilarious
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
When I predict the weather,
50% of the time, I am right all the time.
After this week's bad weather in Texas, there'll probably be a baby boom in nine months.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,
Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
Today's weather forecast…
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Scattered showers
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree
Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What’s the weather like in Mexico?
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”
I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
Santa forgot to check the weather
Its Christmas eve and santa claus has forgotten to check the weather before his Christmas run .
Just before leaving he asks Mrs claus "what's the weather like for tonight?"
"Rain dear" she replies
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?
This mug from BBC weather
Why don’t astronauts need health cover?
Because they are never under the weather.
How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?
We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
This years coffee crop
Due to extreme weather, this years coffee crop will be very difficult to grind. Experts fear there may be trouble brewing.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I’ll just save it for a rainy day
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden
How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
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