Thats what I call dish soap
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/supermantaco
šŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.

Then it Dawned on me.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PotBuzz
šŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I used to be addicted to dish soap.

Iā€™m clean now.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/RichNCrispy
šŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I spilled the bottle of dish soap...

Couldn't figure out how to clean up.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ConstableBrew
šŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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You know how the dish soap Ajax got its name?

It cuts through Greece.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/xwhy
šŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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My girlfriend accidentally put dish soap in the dishwasher last night

We had just finished cleaning up dinner and were watching a movie when I went into the kitchen to get dessert. The entire floor was covered in bubbles emerging from the dish washer.

I called to her and said it looked like Sud-etenland in here. She was unamused.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Mcfinley
šŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2016
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Wife in the kitchen looking at the dish soap bottle...

Her: "I feel like every time I turn around, we need dish soap" Me: "Stop turning around." Her: :|

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DavidTigerFan
šŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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Me: Is the dishwasher dirty?

Dad: No...
Me: puts plate in sink
Dad: ...but the dishes inside are.
Me: moves plate to dishwasher

(Edit: formatting)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dj_rogers
šŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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Made a dadjoke instead of a sale. Wooden you?

We sell wooden soap dishes, made of various kinds of wood, as part of our business. When I get asked which is our best seller, I pick one up and say "This one is real poplar."

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šŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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We dont have a treetopper for the Christmas tree.

My younger sister says we don't have a fairy to go on the top. My dad walks out for a short time. We hear him washing some dishes. He comes back with an empty bottle of fairy liquid (dish soap called fairy) takes the top off it and places it atop the tree.

Dunno how long its going to be there.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Imsquishie
šŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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