These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns....
My sister wanted to marry a postman
but our parents didn't letter.
I made my mother's French sister angry
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
Why couldn't Sam ever get along with his Father's sister, Ithesis?
what did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned that none of her sisters needed the vaccine.
Turned out they already had the auntybodies.
What do you call it when a sister of the church is speaking gibberish?
My sister didn't get my pun
My sister becomes physically ill when I burn her toast.
It turns out she's black-toast-intilerant.
Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?
What's it called when your mothers sister is upset?
I told my sister that my Johan Sebastian was hurting me after a long car ride.
My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"
So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"
I am nor sure my sister knows any geography...
My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess..we are raised differently.
We always thought my sisters dog Belle was an idiot, until we realized
Shes won the "No-Belle" prize
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
After my sister got furious at me talking in Thanos dialogues, I apologized and said
True story: As kids, my sister and I were fighting over the TV remote and it got heated. The remote flew across the room and a couple AAA batteries fell out. My sister threw one at me, and I grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at her.
My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"
She then left the room, cackling.
My dad's sister works in a Paris bakery and hates it.
I saw Kate Middleton's sister leaving a plastic surgeon's office the other day, but I can't tell you what work she had done.
That would be a Pippa violation.
Sister: we'll also need to find out about how much a new roof costs.
Me: contractors do that for free.
Sister: really?
Me: yeah, it's on the house.
My sister asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
My sister told me she was constipated
I told her, she was full of crap
Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?
My sister just delivered a baby...
I knew she had it in her.
What do you call a Catholic Sister who's an expert in stealth and martial arts?
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
Any engineers here? My trans sister is one.
My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
My sister had a baby, she hopes it’ll save the relationship...
But I still don’t talk to her
Ever wondered what to say to your sister when she’s crying ?
“Are you having a crisis ?”
Son: My sister is making me INSANE.
Me: Did she push you off of a Parisian bridge?
Wife: 🤦♀️
Tried telling my sister a terrorist joke
My sister wanted to marry a postman
Too bad my parents didn’t letter
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
What did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot
What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?
Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?
I've just found some whips, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room....
Absolutely had no idea she was a superhero !!!
Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?
She's an athletic trainer
Her name is Cardi-O
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