Potato Skin Puns

He had secs a peel.

Because you they're appealing .

It's very unapeeling.

I granted her a peel

Him> how many come in an order? Waitress> Four Him> Four what? Waitress> Four skins

So while we were peeling the potatoes, I dropped some of the skin onto the floor. So instead of picking it up, I stick it onto her leg. She then says "Am I appealing????"

I am so proud

My friend: Do the mashed potatoes have skin?

Me: Yeah they got skin

Dad holds out hand until I high five him

"That's what I call skin!"