My friends dad after peeling a bag of potatos

Holds up the shavings to us and in his thick New York accent says "disapealing to you?"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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Dad is peeling potatos for Christmas Eve dinner..

..and none of the newer peelers are working for him, so he grabs the peeler he's had for years.

Dad: None of these peelers work as well as this one. There's a reason I buy and keep things like these.

Me: So you would say that one is most appealing to you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flintose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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My girlfriend asked me if I was peeling sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner.

I said, β€œYes, I yam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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dad was asked to peel half the potatoes in the bag and boil them...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/howsthatforirony
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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My fiancee asked me to help peel the potatoes for dinner...

My father chimes in and says, "Boy, that sounds a-peel-ing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Dalek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2013
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I finally got one of my own - feels good, man.

My two-year-old son was trying desperately to reach something on the countertop and becoming quite distressed.

It turns out that he just really, really wanted the potato peeler.

"Well, here you go, son," I said, as I handed it to him, "but I don't see what the big draw is - I mean, it's not even a'peelin'."


I'm dying over here, and he's just wandered off to try to peel the rug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subdudeman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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Girlfriend just dropped this on me while we were making mashed potatoes

So while we were peeling the potatoes, I dropped some of the skin onto the floor. So instead of picking it up, I stick it onto her leg. She then says "Am I appealing????"

I am so proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveeljefe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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I saw this one on my Facebook feed. "A husband comes home to his wife making dinner..."

A husband comes home to his wife making dinner. He asks, "Is there anything I can do to help?" She replies, "Sure, there is a bag of potatoes in the fridge. Get them out, peel half of them, and put them in a pot of water." This was the result:

http://i.imgur.com/JEZhghr.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_cant_speel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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