I said, “Yes, I yam”
Holds up the shavings to us and in his thick New York accent says "disapealing to you?"
..and none of the newer peelers are working for him, so he grabs the peeler he's had for years.
Dad: None of these peelers work as well as this one. There's a reason I buy and keep things like these.
Me: So you would say that one is most appealing to you?
My father chimes in and says, "Boy, that sounds a-peel-ing."
My two-year-old son was trying desperately to reach something on the countertop and becoming quite distressed.
It turns out that he just really, really wanted the potato peeler.
"Well, here you go, son," I said, as I handed it to him, "but I don't see what the big draw is - I mean, it's not even a'peelin'."
I'm dying over here, and he's just wandered off to try to peel the rug.
So while we were peeling the potatoes, I dropped some of the skin onto the floor. So instead of picking it up, I stick it onto her leg. She then says "Am I appealing????"
I am so proud
A husband comes home to his wife making dinner. He asks, "Is there anything I can do to help?" She replies, "Sure, there is a bag of potatoes in the fridge. Get them out, peel half of them, and put them in a pot of water." This was the result:
http://i.imgur.com/JEZhghr.png
