My wife and I were fighting and she took a cutter and a peeler

With no weapons left, I made butter fly !

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👤︎ u/leeoncee
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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I finally got one of my own - feels good, man.

My two-year-old son was trying desperately to reach something on the countertop and becoming quite distressed.

It turns out that he just really, really wanted the potato peeler.

"Well, here you go, son," I said, as I handed it to him, "but I don't see what the big draw is - I mean, it's not even a'peelin'."


I'm dying over here, and he's just wandered off to try to peel the rug.

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👤︎ u/subdudeman
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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Sitting on the couch and...

Gfs little brother runs up to me with a potato peeler and yells "couch potato!"

Nice.

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📅︎ Aug 04 2015
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I got my wife this morning.

My wife was making her lunch and asked me to hand her the vegetable peeler.

I said "why, honey? You're already so apeelin."

She groaned. It was awesome.

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📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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Dad is peeling potatos for Christmas Eve dinner..

..and none of the newer peelers are working for him, so he grabs the peeler he's had for years.

Dad: None of these peelers work as well as this one. There's a reason I buy and keep things like these.

Me: So you would say that one is most appealing to you?

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👤︎ u/Flintose
📅︎ Dec 24 2013
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Peeling an Orange

I recently broke my hand, and I was peeling an orange with a thumb-peeler on the broken hand. My mom asked, "Doesn't that hurt?" Then my dad chimed in with, "That depends. Are you talking to him or the orange?"

Mother was not pleased.

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👤︎ u/mathanasy
📅︎ May 14 2014
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