Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?
Because they make nice gray-V's.
I’ve decided to give up drinking and replace booze with mashed potato...
I guess you could say I’ll just be getting sMASHED from now on.
Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?
He falafel.
I like my PG-13 movies how I like my mashed potatoes.
With not a lot of skin, just a little.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries...
And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.
Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
I did the Macarena, the Mashed Potato, the Funky Chicken and had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter. My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed…
"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"
I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.
I falafel.
Thanksgiving is coming up. My wife's family makes mashed potatoes with the skins still on.
It's very unapeeling.
What’s your sexual orientation if you loved mashed chickpeas?
A hummusexual
Mashed Potato tutandgroan.com/mashed-po…
Girlfriend just dropped this on me while we were making mashed potatoes
So while we were peeling the potatoes, I dropped some of the skin onto the floor. So instead of picking it up, I stick it onto her leg. She then says "Am I appealing????"
I am so proud
Everytime I'm leaving the house before dinner and we have soup or mashed potatoes or something liquid...
"Make sure to put some in your pocket for later!!"
So lame and it happens EVERY TIME.
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes...
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes
