Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?

Because they make nice gray-V's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I’ve decided to give up drinking and replace booze with mashed potato...

I guess you could say I’ll just be getting sMASHED from now on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Js_sampson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?

He falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldingMonk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I like my PG-13 movies how I like my mashed potatoes.

With not a lot of skin, just a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simpleman62488
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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β€ͺI mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.

Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries...

And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...

...he was forced to take out a restraining order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I did the Macarena, the Mashed Potato, the Funky Chicken and had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter. My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed…

"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.

I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Thanksgiving is coming up. My wife's family makes mashed potatoes with the skins still on.

It's very unapeeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/first_must_burn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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What’s your sexual orientation if you loved mashed chickpeas?

A hummusexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhijani97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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Girlfriend just dropped this on me while we were making mashed potatoes

So while we were peeling the potatoes, I dropped some of the skin onto the floor. So instead of picking it up, I stick it onto her leg. She then says "Am I appealing????"

I am so proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveeljefe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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Everytime I'm leaving the house before dinner and we have soup or mashed potatoes or something liquid...

"Make sure to put some in your pocket for later!!"

So lame and it happens EVERY TIME.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamsterwheel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XQZahme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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